Trump Has Pardoned Papadopoulos (A Brief Christmas Oratorio)
May opahs resound from the Acropolis:
Trump has pardoned Papadopoulos.
The roll call of sin is less populous:
Trump has pardoned Papadopoulos.
Joy to the corrupt and the scrofulous:
Trump has pardoned Papadopoulos.
Let us join in the Feast Coprophagous:
Trump has pardoned Papadopoulos.
