You Say Divĭsive, I Say Divīsive

A short comment on the general tone, by Hugh Iglarsh … with apologies to Fred and Ginger.

Voice 1: You say divĭsive, I say divīsive.
Voice 2: You say derīsive, I say derĭsive.
Voice 1: Divīsive
Voice 2: Divĭsive.
Voice 1: Derīsive.
Voice 2: Derĭsive.
Both voices, loudly: Asshole.





Hugh Iglarsh is a Chicago-based writer, editor, critic and satirist. He can be reached at