A short comment on the general tone, by Hugh Iglarsh … with apologies to Fred and Ginger.
Voice 1: You say divĭsive, I say divīsive.
Voice 2: You say derīsive, I say derĭsive.
Voice 1: Divīsive
Voice 2: Divĭsive.
Voice 1: Derīsive.
Voice 2: Derĭsive.
Both voices, loudly: Asshole.