Richard Rhames

Richard Rhames is a dirt-farmer in Biddeford, Maine (just north of the Kennebunkport town line). He can be reached at:

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Ruralist Lament: More Fire, Less Ice

A Ruralist’s Lament: Ship to Citadel

(Still)  In the Land o’ Cotton

Ruralist’s Lament: It’s Alive!

Ruralist Lament: Afghanistan, 20 Years On

Farming: A Dirty Truth

Rural Lament: Wet and Waiting for Chicken

The Curse of Memory: a Ruralist’s Lament

Revenge of the Tundra

When Piggies Come Home to Roost

Roman Legends, Book Burning and History’s Hunt

Revenge of the Noid

Invisible But Not Completely Insolvent

Got Farms?

Jobs is a Four Letter Word

Panning for Pyrite on a Cold Day at the Mall

Gaza and the Goon Squad Meet the Wizard

Bush, the Sole Survivor

Welcome to Soup Kitchen America

Corporatizing the Kids

Busty Bimbettes, Bombs and Brand Obama

Walter and Me (and You)

Palling Around with Ray the Plumber

Meet the New Boss, Same as the Old Boss

Nothing for Something

Open Season

Hank-ering for a Bailout

A Bailout to Nowhere

A Bailout to Nowhere

What, Me Reason?

Bad Campaign Moon Rising

Empty Political Calories

Vlad the Derailer

Single-Payer, a Dream Denied

The Greatest Degeneration

Grieving Mr. Gotcha

A Nation of Sheep

The Third Way to Nowhere

Throwing Granny from the Gravy Train

Casual Threats

Saddam Who?

Here Come the "Bankrupted Social Security" Scamsters, Again

A Democrat’s Lament

Wag the Tail, Frag the Dog

Exit, the Vicar of Visuals

Requiem for the Paxilated

The Liberation of Paris

It Won’t Come from Agricultural Theme Parks

Selling Five Acres in Crawford