Missy Comley Beattie

Missy Beattie has written for National Public Radio and Nashville Life Magazine. She was an instructor of memoirs writing at Johns Hopkins’ Osher Lifelong Learning Institute in BaltimoreEmail: missybeat@gmail.com

Will Someone Please Give Lou Dobbs a Lobotomy?

In the Custody of Bush and Cheney

Choices

Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places

President Druzilla

The Suicide Bomber

The First Mannequin and the "Crime Scene"

Here, There and Everywhere

These Brainless Politicians

King Cretin

Kakistocracy

Calling Evil By Its Name

Faith and War

Let’s Roar

The Worst in History

Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani and Osama’s Fatwah

Shame

Lying and Dying

Quit Your Day Job, George

What Would Imus Do?

Enough Already

Guess Who Isn’t Coming to Dinner

Calling Youth and Young Adults

No to War and Pace

Too Much Info, Newt!

Regarding Cheney

Five Words That Change Lives

The Object of My Disaffection

Fear and Diversions

Stop Them Now!

Inside the Criminal Mind

A Day of Action and Questions

Dead Wrong

In Harm’s Way

Please!

Convicted for Our Convictions

Bush, the Unhappy Helmsman

Who Could It Be?

For Better / For Worse

The Electorate Speaks and Barney Barks

Family Values in the Pulpit, Meth and Gay Prostitutes in the Hotel Suite

This is an Emergency

The Blood of October

Surges: the Dow and the Death Count

What Bush Means By Tolerable Violence in Iraq

The Return of James Baker, III

Prayers for Peace

Speaker Hasert and the Over Friendly Congressman

The Insecurity of Immorality

Circle in a Spiral