Trump Enterprises has released a portion of the advance planning for building a wall on the border between the United States and Mexico.
President Elect Trump commented, “This is a win-win for making America Great Again. The project will create thousands of jobs for factory workers and hard-working bricklayers. It’s a win-win. Win-win.”
Reading their announcement today, American consumers learned of a unique opportunity to be part of American history: they can purchase bricks that will be used to construct the barrier, while simultaneously creating a memorial to the country’s deceased and fallen.
The initial terms for purchase read as follows:
+ Regular bricks (southwestern clay and adobe): $35.00 each.
+ Premium bricks (southwestern clay and adobe, reinforced with bits and pieces of American steel and coal): $70.00 each.
Engraving (available for both of the above): $2.00 per letter, for a maximum of twenty-four letters (owing to limitations of size).
Purchasers may also want to acquire a detailed schematic (map) of the location of their engraved brick: $18.00.
The wall will be constructed once all bricks (approximately 55 million) have been sold.
No refunds under any circumstances (including incompletion of the wall).
Complete the form below and mail all checks to Donald J. Trump Enterprises, 1 Trump Tower, 725 Fifth Avenue, New York, New York 10022.