Still from “99 Homes.”
A few weeks ago Channing Tatum’s Oscar Ballot was forwarded to the CounterPunch PO Box. Sometimes he has a little trouble reading, so I filled it in for him. Here are our picks for Sunday night.
Best Picture: None of the Above. (Write in: “99 Homes.”)
Best Director: None of the Above. (Write in: Abderrahmane Sissako, “Timbuktu.”)
Best Foreign Language Film: None of the Above. (Write in: “The Assassin.”)
Best Actor: None of the Above. (Write in: Idris Elba, “Beasts of No Nation.”)
Best Actress: None of the Above. (Write in: Shu Qi, “The Assassin.”)
Best Supporting Actor: None of the Above. (Write in: Benicio del Toro, “Sicario.” )
Best Supporting Actress: None of the Above. (Write in: Teyonah Parris, “Chi-Raq.”)
Best Animated Feature: None of the Above. (Write in: “Le Petit Prince.”)
Best Documentary Feature: None of the Above. (Write in: “The Life And Mind of Mark DeFriest.”)
Best Documentary Short: “Body Team 12.”
Best Cinematography: None of the Above. (Write in: Sean Baker and Radium Cheung, “Tangerine.” (Shot entirely on an i-Phone 5s))
Best Score: None of the Above. (Write in: Brian Eno, “Me and Earl and the Dying Girl.”)
Best Song: None of the Above. (Write in: “Fuck Tha Police,” NWA, “Straight Outta Compton.”)
