Self-Righteousness Assured …Food with Intestinal Challenges
Every day we are committed:
* To sourcing unhealthy ingredients and preparing them with unwashed hands on contaminated surfaces
* To vegetables grown in tainted soil and pigs allowed to free rut in (organic) gunk and roam outdoors or in incredibly nasty barns
* We’re committed because we understand the connection between how our food is sourced and prepared, and ERs all over the country
* With every burrito we roll or bowl we fill, we’re working to cultivate a closer relationship with health departments across the land
Featured menu Items this week
* Burrito con E. coli
* Burrito Bowels
* Soft Flour Tacos con norovirus
Buen provecho! Los Directores
