Sleep With Your Gun

For Wayne LaPierre

Eat with your gun.

Drive with your gun.

Text with your gun.

Teach with your gun.

Pray with your gun.

Dance with your gun.

Fuck with your gun.

Talk with your gun.

Argue with your gun.

Shit with your gun.

Shower with your gun.

Walk with your gun.

Cook with your gun.

Sleep with your gun.

Kill with your gun.

 

Charles R. Larson is Emeritus Professor of Literature at American University, in Washington, D.C. Email = clarson@american.edu. Twitter @LarsonChuck.