Captured in Abasement

In keeping with internal bovine lore Saddam will be contained and stymied, denying weapons of DNA disinformation might be used to extract the honey

–What is your name? (Buzzz) –Ah-yee!! –Where do you come from? (Buzzz) –Ah-yeee!!

–Here try the salt lick…

–Did you order any acts of mass destruction with or without weapons of mass destruction? (Buzzz)


–Did you use toxic chemicals imported from German, British or American spoils to murder your own people? (Buzzz–Buzzz)

–Ah-yee!! Ah-yee!!


HAMMOND GUTHRIE is the author of AsEverWas: Memoirs of a Beat Survivor. He is the editor of the great online journal The 3rd Page. He can be reached at: