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Today's Stories

April 3 / 5, 2004

Alexander Cockburn
Anti-Depressants a Problem? We're Shocked

Jeffrey St. Clair
How Neil Bush Succeeded in Business Without Really Trying

April 2, 2004

Dave Lindorff
Barbaric Relativism: the Press and Fallujah

Kurt Nimmo
Wherever Bush Goes, Osama is Bound to Follow

Emma Miller
The Role of the West in the Rwandan Genocide

Dr. Susan Block
Same Sex Marriages: Just Say "No" to Prohibition

Norman Solomon
Media Strategy Memo for George & Dick

Sacha Guney
The Meaning of the Elections in Turkey

Christopher Brauchli
The Disturbing Case of Cpt. Yee

Website of the Day
Mercenaries, Inc.

 

April 1, 2004

Ron Jacobs
Dying in Vain in Iraq

Harry Browne
No Smoke, Plenty of Fire: Ireland's Pubs Go Smokefree

Chris Floyd
Towel Boy: Bush Hits Workers with Chemical Weapons

Nicole Colson
Inside America's Concentration Camp: Tortured at Guantanamo

Charles Arthur
Haiti's Army Cracks Down on Workers

Laura Flanders
Elaine Chao: a First Daughter for the First Son


March 31, 2004

M. Junaid Alam
Israel: Suicide Nation?

John L. Hess
Condi Under Oath: But What About the NYTs Reporters?

Fernando Suarez del Solar
A Year Since My Son's Death in Iraq

Sofia Perez
Spain's U-Turn on Iraq is Real Democracy in Action

David Vest
Stick 'Em Up: Put Cheney and Bush Under Oath

Tanya Reinhart
As in Tiannamen Square: Justice and the Yassin Assassination

Mike Whitney
Time to Dump the Pledge

Donald Kaul
Martha Stewart's Lesson: Never Talk to the FBI

Milt Bearden
Mired in the Tracks of Alexander the Great

Marjorie Cohn
The Illegal Coup in Haiti: How the Kidnapping of Aristide Violated US and International Law

Website of the Day
New Pentagon Papers Dropped at DC Starbucks

 

March 30, 2004

William S. Lind
An Occurrence in Pakistan: the Battle That Wasn't

Ron Jacobs
Assassinations, Hate Mail & Justice

Mickey Z.
Tommy Boy Friedman Does "Imagine"

Neve Gordon
Strategic Motives of the Yassin Assassination

Mark Scaramella
The Founding Scam: Insider Trading is the American Way

John Chuckman
The Countessa of Empire: Condi Rice's Idea of Democracy

Greg Moses
Live from Pasadena: Silhouettes of New Order

Rai O'Brien
What Kind of Democracy to Expect if the Opposition Takes Power in Venezuela

Bill Christison
The 9/11 Commission: Dangerous Harbinger for the Future

Website of the Day
Ghost Town: Riding Through Chernobyl


March 29, 2004

John Maxwell
Crisis in the Caribbean: a Miasma Foretold

J. Michael Springmann
Email Spying & Attorney Client Privilege

Robert Fisk / Severin Carrell
Coalition of the Mercenaries

The Black Commentator
Haiti's Troika of Terror

Doug Giebel
Candide in the Wilderness:
How Bush Policy Was Made

David Krieger
The Nuclear Non-Proliferation Bargain

Mike Whitney
Rejecting the Language of Terrorism

Richard Oxman
The Pitts: a 9/11 Burrow of an American Family

Kim Scipes
The AFL-CIO in Venezuela: Deja Vu All Over Again

Michael Donnelly
End Game for Northwest Forests

Norman Solomon
The Media Politics of 9/11

Kathy Kelly
Last Lines Before Vanishing

Website of the Day
Swans: Can Money Buy Everything?

 

March 27 / 28, 2004

Jeffrey St. Clair
Empire of the Locusts

Gary Leupp
The Yassin Assassination: Prelude to an Attack on Syria

William A. Cook
The Yassin Assassination: a Monstrous Insanity Blessed by the US

Faheem Hussain
Some Thoughts on Waziristan: Once and Always a Colonial Army

Elaine Cassel
Is Playing Paintball Terrorism?

Larry Birns / Jessica Leight
Disturbing Signals: Kerry and Latin America

John Ross
Bush Tells the World: "Drop Dead"

John Eskow
A Memo to Karl Rove from the Hollywood Caucus

Alan Maass
Who Are the Real Terrorists?

Dave Lindorff
Spineless of US Journalists

Joe Bageant
Howling in the Belly of the Confederacy

Dave Zirin
Reasonable Doubt: Why Barry Bonds is Not on Steroids

Craig Waggoner
Who Would Mel's Jesus Nuke?

The Kerry Quandry

Joel Wendland
Marxists for Kerry

Josh Frank
Scary, Scary John Kerry

Matt Vidal
Spoilers, Electability and the Poverty of American Democracy

Poets' Basement
LaMorticella, Hamod, Guthrie, Davies and Albert

Website of the Weekend
Say a Little Prayer

 

 

March 26, 2004

Christopher Brauchli
There's a Chill Over the Country

Robert Fisk
The Man Who Knew Too Much: the Ordeal of Mordechai Vanunu

Joe DeRaymond
Democracy in El Salvador? Think Again

Mike Whitney
Lessons on Apartheid from Ariel Sharon

Mickey Z.
Somalia and Iraq: Looking Back and Ahead

Chris Floyd
The Pentagon Archipelago

CounterPunch Photo Wire
Cheney's Close Shave?

John Breneman
Bush's Comic Bomb

Website of the Day
Dick is a Killer

 

March 25, 2004

Lee Sustar
Who is to Blame for Lost Jobs?

Standard Schaefer
An Interview with Michael Hudson on Offshore Banking Centers

Roger Burbach
Lula vs. the IMF: Brazil Begins to Throw Off the Austerity Planners

Jimmer Endres
Elections Without Politics: The Military Budget Is Not an "Issue"

Larry Tuttle
Acting in Your Name: Identity Theft and Public Interest Groups

Toni Solo
Misreporting Venezuela

Dan Bacher
A Memorial Wall for Iraq War's Dead and Wounded

Saul Landau
Is Venezuela Next?

Website of the Day
The Spiral Railway

 

 

March 24, 2004

Gary Leupp
General Musharraf's IOU

Richard Oxman
Shakespeare for Kerry

William Lind
The Beginning of Phase Three: 4G Warfare Hits Iraq

Rep. Ron Paul
Iraq One Year Later

Michael Dempsey
Killing Rachel Corrie Again

Alan Farago
The Bad Math of Mercury: Bush's War on the Unborn

Benjamin Dangl
and April Howard
Media in Cuba

John L. Hess
No Lie Left Behind: Judy Miller Does Dick Clarke

Greg Weiher
Two Cheers for Dems: "We're Not as Bad as George"

Eva Golinger
An Open Letter to John Kerry on Venezuela

Grayson Childs
Where's Cynthia McKinney?

Steve Niva
Israel's Assassinations will Only Fuel More Suicide Bombings

Website of the Day
The Bushiad and the Idiossey

 

March 23, 2004

Phillip Cryan
The Drug War's Next Casualty: Colombia's National Parks

Ron Jacobs
They Shoot Men in Wheelchairs, Too?

Dave Lindorff
A Spanish Parallel: Scare Tactics and Elections

Mike Whitney
Richard Clarke and Teflon George

Brian McKinlay
Bush's Lil' Buddy in Trouble: John Howard Starts to Wobble

JG
Driving Mr. Koon: "Jim Crow Lives Next Door"

Phyllis Pollack
Gettin' Jigga with Metallica: the Battle Over the Double Black CD

Ahmed Bouzid
Sharon's One-Way Track

Sean Carter
The G-Word Goes to Court: One Nation Under [Your Logo Here]

M. Shahid Alam
World's Greatest Country: Do the Facts Lie

 

March 22, 2004

Mazin Qumsiyeh
On Extrajudicial Executions

Uri Avnery
The Assassination of Sheikh Yassin is Worse Than a Crime

Gilad Atzmon
Sharon's Rampage

Mike Whitney
Guilty Until Proven Innocent: the Story of Captain James Yee

Jason Leopold
Firm With Ties to Cheney Faces Criminal Indictment in Cal Energy Scam

Greg Moses
Stop Walling and Stalling: a Report from Houston's Peace March

Phil Gasper
San Francisco: 25,000 March for an End to the Occupation

Lenni Brenner
Report from NYC: Old and Young Parade for Peace

Julian Borger
The Clarke Revelations

Steve Perry
Karl Rove's Moment

Website of the Day
Enviros Against War

 

 

March 20 / 21, 2004

Alexander Cockburn
Gay Marriage: Sidestep on Freedom's Path

Jeffrey St. Clair
Intolerable Opinions in an Age of Shock and Awe: What Would Lilburne Do?

Ted Honderich
Tony Blair's Moral Responsibility for Atrocities

Saul Landau / Farrah Hassen
The Plot Against Syria: an Irresponsibility Act

Gary Leupp
On Viewing "The Passion of the Christ"

William A. Cook
Fence, Barrier, Wall

Phil Gasper
Bush v. Bush-lite: Chomsky's Lesser Evilism

Ron Jacobs
Fox News and the Masters of War

John Stanton
Which Way John Kerry? The Senator's Inner Nixon

Justin Felux
Kerry and Black America: Just Another Stupid White Man

Mike Whitney
Greenspan's Treason: Swindling Posterity

Augustin Velloso
Avoiding Osama's Abyss

Lawrence Magnuson
Eyes Wide Open: Is Spain Caving in to Terrorism?

Kathy Kelly
Getting Together to Defeat Terrorism

Tracy McLellan
Scalia & Cheney: Happiness is a Warm Gun

Kurt Nimmo
Emma Goldman for President!

Luis J. Rodriguez
The Redemptive Power of Art: It's Not a Frill

Mickey Z
The Michael Moore Diet

Jackie Corr
When Harry Truman Stopped in Butte

Niranjan Ramakrishnan
The Great Trial of 1922: Gandhi's Vision of Responsibility

Poets' Basement
Stew Albert & JD Curtis

Website of the Weekend
Virtual World Election

 

March 19, 2004

Jeffrey St. Clair
Zapatero to Kerry: Back Off, Senator, Our Troops are Coming Home

Ann Harrison
So Protesters, How Well Do You Know Your Rights?

William MacDougall
Fortress Britain's War on "Economic Migrants"

Greg Moses
Sold American: Cowboy Nation Gets Ready to Vote

Cynthia McKinney
Haiti and the Impotence of Black America: Roll Back This Coup, Mr. Bush

Norman Solomon
Spinning the Past; Threatening the Future

John L. Hess
"Missing" Evidence and the NYTs

Vicente Navarro
The End of Aznar, Bush's Best Friend

Website of the War
Naming the Dead

 


March 18, 2004

Gila Svirsky
Rachel Corrie, One Year Later: She Never Lost Faith in Decency

Christopher Brauchli
Drilling a Hole in the Sanctions: How Halliburton Made $73 Million from Saddam

William Kulin
Report from Iraq: Just Another Baghdad Car Bombing

Mike Whitney
Resistance: a Moral Imperative

Rep. Ron Paul
Broadcast Indecency Act: an Indecent Attack on the First Amendment

Josh Frank
The Nader Question

Jack Random
They Lied & They Lost: Madrid and the Lessons of Democracy

Greg Bates
What Makes a Nader Voter Tick? A Survey

Sam Hamod / Alfredo Reyes
Contempt of the World: Hastert, Bush and Cheney on Spain

Gary Leupp
The Madrid Bombings: the Chickens Come Home to Roost

Website of the Day
Privatizing Armageddon: Buy Your Own Doomsday Key

 

March 17, 2004

Marjorie Cohn
Spain, the EU and the US: War on Terror or Civil Liberties?

David MacMichael
Untruth and Consequences

Michael Donnelly
Wear the Green, But Skip the Green Beer

Tom Stephens
"Steady Leadership": Let the Buyer Beware

Wayne Madsen
Sen. Kerry, Let Me Help You Out

Karyn Strickler
Who Owns the Sierra Club? Anonymous Donors and Rigged Elections

Peter Linebaugh
Bush: Blanc Blanc

 

March 16, 2004

Lenni Brenner
James Madison: the Anti-Clerical Father of the Bill of Rights

Scott Boehm
Madrid Diary: How to Change World Order in Four Days

Alexander Lynch
From Franco to Aznar: the History Behind the Spanish Elections

Sam Hamod and Alfredo Reyes
The Truth About the Spanish Elections: Aznar Was Going Down Anyway

Elizabeth Weill-Greenberg
You Wouldn't Do a Dog This Way: Executing David Clayton Hill

Mike Whitney
The Case for a Nuclear Iran

Robert Fisk
The Bloody Price of the "War on Terror"

Bill Christison
The Aftershocks from Madrid

CounterPunch Photo Wire
The Passion of St. Teresa

Website of the Day
Join the War on Art!

 

March 15, 2004

Harry Browne
Terror Nothing New to Europe

Mike Whitney
Justice Not Murder: the Tragic Symmetry of Terrorism

Lidice Valenzuela
Haiti: a Coup without Consultation

Greg Moses
Lessons from the Texas Primaries: Looking for a Coalition with Legs

Mickey Z.
Depraved Indifference: C-Sections, Patriarchy & Women's Health

Asaf Shtull-Trauring
AWOL in New York: From Refusenik to Organizer

CounterPunch Wire
Gen. Gramajo Executed by Bees!

 

March 12 / 14, 2004

Gabriel Kolko
The Coming Elections and the Future of American Global Power

Saul Landau
Oh, Jesus...It's the Movie!

William Blum
Neo-Con(tradictions)

William S. Lind
Why They Throw Rocks

Rahul Mahajan
The Meaning of Madrid: War on "Terrorism" Makes Us All Less Safe

Neve Gordon
Demographic Wars

Kurt Nimmo
Kerry and the Progressive Interventionists

Mickey Z.
The "New" UN Blames the Poor

Mike Whitney
War Games: the American Media Leads the Charge

Helen Scott and Ashley Smith
Aristide's Fall: What Led to the Coup?

Justin E.H. Smith
Loïc Wacquant: Against a Sociodicy of the American Prison

Brandy Baker
Him Again? Al Gore Needs to Move On

Robin Philpot
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Mokhiber / Weissman
The Meat Monopoly Takes a Rare Pounding

Dave Zirin
She Turned Her Back on the War: an Interview with Toni Smith

Daniel Wolff
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Weekend Edition
April 3 / 5, 2004

Talking Dirty

Obscene But Not Heard

By BEN TRIPP

Obscenity has once again reared its ugly head like a massive, rock-hard cock. The question is to what degree people in power shall decide what's acceptable for the public to see and hear, and whether such official oversight will be abused to maintain partisan control over the popular discourse. I was going to say the intercourse of social and political ideas, but I don't want people to think I'm only interested in this topic for the sake of cheap laughs. Three guys went out for a night of heavy drinking and split up around two in the morning. "How drunk were you?" was the big question a couple of days later. "I was so drunk," said the first guy, "I crashed my car through my neighbor's garage." "That's nothing," said the second guy. "I was so drunk I passed out with a cigarette and burned my house down." The third guy rolled his bloodshot eyes. "I got you both beat. I was so drunk, I blew chunks." "That's nothing special," the other guys said. "We both puked for hours." The third guy shook his head. "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog." That's cheap laughs.

So far, I haven't used any obscene language, which is germane to my point. Such expressions as 'massive, rock-hard cock' or 'blew chunks' are not inherently obscene. The first could describe a large, muscular rooster, while the other is a colloquial term for the sudden aspiration of food particles. Now if I'd said something like "I fist-fucked Grandma in the ass", there could be little room for interpretation. Obscenity, as it is generally understood, refers to that which is indecent or lewd. The term also does duty (not dooty, which could be regarded as vulgar, but not obscene) as an expression of general offensiveness, as in, "President Bush's environmental record is an obscenity." And he's a cunt, but that's beside the point. Is the joke about the three guys obscene? Yes, it is, because the entire gag revolves around the double meaning of the phrase "I blew chunks." Note that the proper name 'Chunks' could not be capitalized in its first instance, lest it give the punch line away. The joke is indeed lewd, because its effect relies upon the auditor discovering that the third guy has committed the act of fellatio upon a dog. Fellatio is an obscene act (at least if it's done properly) and so is sexual congress with any member of another species, except certain aquatic mammals.

Why do I so glibly pronounce oral sex performed on a dog to be obscene? This is where things get confusing, as obvious as the issue appears on the face of it (no pun intended). After all, I'm liberal enough in my views to believe that obscenity is an inherently difficult concept to define or enforce. For instance if I call the president of the United States 'a cunt', which is generally accepted to be an obscene term for female genitalia, I'm likely to get thrown in jail. But not for using the salient four letters together, which merely form a commonplace Anglo-Saxon term that has fallen on hard times since English got Frenchified with respectable long words for short subjects. It may share roots with such words as 'queen' (cwene, meaning 'woman') and the Latin cune, or 'wedge' (I leave the inference to you). Wherever it came from, 'cunt' is now an obscene word. Yet, at least in writing, it's not enough to get you in trouble, unless maybe it crops up in 'My First Dictionary'. Rather I'd get flung into the hole (a colloquial term for prison, you filthy-minded thing) for directing the word at a person of such importance as the president of our nation: public use of pejoratives against persons can get you put away. Especially male persons.

If I called Hilary Clinton a cunt, half of male Americans would probably send me money. After all, the word has a meaning, besides its function as a term of abuse. It refers to the sexual organs of a woman, and can also mean, in a nasty kind of way, the rest of the woman as well. To call a butch fellow like the president such a thing is to attack his masculinity and generally demean him; no legal action there. But it's an aggressive word. It suggests violence, as do so many misogynistic terms. It could be regarded as 'fighting speech', which ain't protected by law. It could be construed, especially by the fuckheaded wankers currently running the nation, as a threat. On the other hand I could call the president a 'cocksucker', which I presume is not technically true (cock in this case referring to the business end of the male genitalia, not Gallus gallus, the common barnyard fowl), and the other half of male Americans would probably send me money (cash only, care of this publisher). Except males who suck cocks. They would regard the association infra dig, particularly if they're skilled at it, perhaps from practicing on Chunks. In any case I wouldn't go to jail for calling the president a cocksucker, or, like everyone else in his administration, a fuckheaded wanker, asshole, prick, shit-lunching pederast, or poopy head. Obscenity, then, must be separated from the notion of verbal assault.

Are you offended yet? That's grand, because it is in just such a reactionary state of mind that the real purpose of obscenity comes into play. After all, if we don't find something to be offensive, it's also not obscene, is it? Everything is point of view. In the United Kingdom (our only remaining ally in the War On Terrible), the word 'cunt' possesses about the same amount of power as the American usage of the word 'motherfucker'. It doesn't mean much, it's just an expletive. But call someone from Iran, for example, a motherfucker, and he will take it quite literally and plunge a shiv into your neck. It's a deadly insult, surpassing even the potency of 'cunt' in American English. Obscenity, as the law dictates, is only obscene in context.

If I'm sitting around the prairie campfire with my rugged cowboy buddies after a long day in the saddle, and one of them happens to say "don't be a motherfucking cunt, Earl", nobody decries the use of the obscenity, although Earl may shoot the speaker as a matter of form. If the same cowboy makes the same remark on national television, he will get fined $500,000 by the FCC and possibly be thrown in jail. Chances are Earl will still come after him. This is why I so seldom hang out with cowboys any more, although they sure can suck cock. What is merely a useful insult in one context, for instance to add emphasis to a statement, in another context is grounds for severe punishment. It has to do primarily with audience. Sexual language or behavior, regardless of the medium by which it is transmitted, is not inherently obscene if the audience is reliably adult.

If Big Bird exposes himself on Sesame Street, it's obscene: the audience is composed of presexual children and retarded adults who aren't encouraged to breed. If someone flashes a breast on late-night HBO, it's not obscene, because the performers and broadcasters are making a reliable assumption that most of the audience is composed of grown-ups, and the kids that watch HBO late at night are weirdos anyway so seeing a little tit is the least of their worries. In this same way, Janet Jackson's infamous and magnificently pierced nipple, televised during halftime at the Superbowl, was obscene. Why? Everybody has nipples. But Janet Jackson's presentation is overtly sexual, and the nipple rather emphasized this fact. At least it emphasized it for me, but I'm highly suggestible that way. If she busted it out (so to speak) during a National Geographic special in order to suckle a wee infant, we might let it slide. After all, black people are so close to nature. The obscenity was all in the context. Her nipple was viewed by children, presumably, and certainly football fans, who are basically children, regardless of age. Real adults, mature and intellectually complete, watch baseball. Or better yet turn off the TV and have sex instead. Three themes emerge: first, obscenity has no substance. It is an abstract measure of language or behavior deemed to transgress the margins of the norm, and differs from culture to culture. Second, the notion of obscenity has no function except as a benchmark by which to identify language or behaviors from which society as a whole wishes to protect persons innocent of this L. or B., such as children, elderly nuns, or the Attorney General. Third, for a thing to be obscene, it must reach the audience deemed incapable of surviving exposure to it (and it's often exposure).

Is cigarette advertising therefore obscene? No, not unless there's some split beaver in the actual ad. Cigarettes aren't obscene, they're deadly. That's why it's okay to show mortal peril, violence, and cruelty in children's movies: mortal peril, violence, and cruelty aren't obscene. Procreation is bad, killing is fun. No use splitting hairs or beavers over this subject, although it's a favorite of the call-in guests on talk radio: like it or not, boobs are obscene, guns are not. Nobody's legislating obscenity in the sense of abomination against all that's good in this world, only the naughty bits. So don't cop this semantic linguistical ontologism with me. It's all just a big skull-fuck. I mean that in the least obscene sense of the term, of course. Obscene is what the people with the most influence say is obscene, and furthermore it's only what they choose to regulate as obscene that is obscene.

Obscene is what they call, when they say "obscene", obscene. Obscene is not as obscene does, it's obscene is as obscene is said to be by one who isn't doing it. I'm running out of the word obscene here. So what difference does all this make? Keep the naked asses on late night TV and don't use the word 'cunt' on drive-time radio and we're pretty much free to do as we please, right? No. The real danger in policing obscenity lies in the people policing it. Put a puritanical type of person in charge of government regulation of morality, for example (obscenity is just a transgression of morality as expressed through the premise of 'good taste' versus 'bad taste'), and if the previous arbiter of obscenity was fairly loosey-goosey, maybe even glanced through the occasional smut mag himself, suddenly the rules have changed. Thousands of people who were working the edge of acceptable before, find themselves way over the line. Another mechanism by which this happens is when the person working the edge of acceptability happens to cross some other, unrelated line the obscenity czar has drawn (politics and religion are two favorites, followed by race). Then the penalties for obscenity, heretofore withheld, are suddenly loosed upon the unfortunate filth-pedlar mendicant.

This is what happened to Howard Stern, but not Janet Jackson. Ms. J. knew going in that there was going to be a stir when she revealed her mammary, jiggling like a dish of flan in the faces of millions of sports fans. She gambled that America might have a burst of tolerance, and lost. Howard Stern, on the other hand, was saying what he always said, and for reasons that may or may not have nothing to do with what he did say, the FCC suddenly hit him with such a palpable penalty that his employer (Clear Channel, which owns 1200 radio stations nationwide) cut him loose. They suspended the number one radio guy in the world. The guy whose penchant for peri-obscene, transgressive radio is what earned him that number one spot, suddenly accused of being "vulgar, offensive and insulting" by the company that traded in his vulgar, offensive, and insulting program for over a decade. He was ejected, ironically, not for one of his own crude ejaculations, but because one of his phone-in listeners used an obscene word (actually a racial epithet rhyming with 'trigger'. If you guessed 'heathen chinee', you're wrong.) What changed? Word is, Stern's recent turn against the Bush administration may have had something to do with it.

Clear Channel is pro-Bush and sponsored rallies in his favor. Nothing else had changed in the Clear Channel/Stern/FCC triumvirate except Stern's opinion of the Man in Command. He used to support the Despotic Dauphin of DC on-air, so anything else Stern chose to broadcast, such as the rape of nude midgets, was ay-oh-kay with Clear Channel. But then Stern, coming to his senses, realized Bush was a corn-studded loaf of dog ordure and spoke out against the administration. That's when the hammer fell. I'm not saying Clear Channel killed their number one cash cow (cow comes from the same Indo-European prefix 'cu' as the words 'cunt' and 'coochie') simply because his politics changed. However there is no other obvious reason for the sudden move; certainly the least likely explanation is obscenity.

So what we have - whether or not the FCC and Clear Channel were using Stern's skirting of obscenity laws to silence his criticism of the people in power - is an atmosphere in which that's what everybody thinks happened. So score one for the puritans, and another point for the Bush administration. Who among you is without sin? Let him cast the first naughty word. You'll get your narrow ass kicked. Obscenity has always been the foremost front in the culture wars; one man's obscenity is another man's favorite topic, as Benjamin Franklin never said. But when obscenity, that most elastic concept, becomes a front in the war for political domination, then you have brand-new problem. Because speech is still protected, mostly, by the First Amendment to the Constitution. Hate speech is excluded, along with libel and certain forms of verbal belligerence as noted above, but in general speech is free and cannot be governed against. Obscenity, meanwhile, is ever-growing in its definition, and we are all of us every day transgressing its boundaries. Just about anyone can be accused of obscene behavior or language. Ever used obscene language in mixed company?

George Bush himself, confronting Wall Street Journal editor Al Hunt one drunken evening in Dallas (Bush was drunk; Hunt was dining at a restaurant with his wife Judy Woodruff and their toddler son, all three of them well under the limit), shouted "You fucking son of a bitch. I won't forget what you said and you're going to pay a price for it!" He was reacting to an unflattering prediction Hunt made about George's old man. Aside from being obscene, it was also verbal assault, but that's another subject. I'm sure the four-year-old was impressed. The point is, nobody can escape the snares of an obscenity rap, not even me. And unless you're looking to sell books or music as a result of the notoriety, such accusations are a big ole hindrance. You can lose your job, like Howard Stern, or become a pariah with great boobs, like Janet Jackson. It's no fun either way. And what with the instant-replay technology of today, everything's under the microscope. Obscenity can be found anywhere, if you try hard enough. Look at 'Finnegan's Wake', by James Joyce:

"Afartodays, afeartonights, and me as with you in thadark."

Do I see the word 'fart' buried in that first nonsense word of his? Aha! Not to mention the rest of it sounds smutty. Burn the book! Burn the author and all the naked boobs! Down with radio and sex and salty language! Obscenity is everywhere. We are all naked under the clothes, stewing in excrement behind our lurid flesh, our brains filled with filthy words and indecent pictures, our groins bubbling with lewd instincts. Destroy them all, I say, wipe our minds clean and stuff Jesus in the cracks to keep out the indecency! Maybe not. Once you dig into the concept of obscenity, we're all in trouble, because it's obscene to be alive in the world, hung with sex organs and soaked in glandular secretions as we are, shambling bipedal pillars of base-minded meat. Obscenity is essential to human nature. It's the wall at our backs.

The government has some role to play in restricting the wide dissemination (is that an obscene word? Out with it!) of that which is popularly found to be obscene. Otherwise it will be all-anal action all the time on ESPN before you know it. But beware the subtle shifting of standards and boundaries in the obscenity game. There are no rules, only opinions. If the people at the top decide to use obscenity, which is nothing more than human nature when propriety has stepped out of the room, to restrict what else we endeavor to do, then we are doomed. I'm so worried, I could blow chunks.

Ben Tripp is a screenwriter and cartoonist. Ben also has a lot of outrageously priced crap for sale here. If his writing starts to grate on your nerves, buy some and maybe he'll flee to Mexico. If all else fails, he can be reached at: credel@earthlink.net

Weekend Edition Features for March 20 / 21, 2004

Jeffrey St. Clair
Empire of the Locusts

Gary Leupp
The Yassin Assassination: Prelude to an Attack on Syria

William A. Cook
The Yassin Assassination: a Monstrous Insanity Blessed by the US

Faheem Hussain
Some Thoughts on Waziristan: Once and Always a Colonial Army

Elaine Cassel
Is Playing Paintball Terrorism?

Larry Birns / Jessica Leight
Disturbing Signals: Kerry and Latin America

John Ross
Bush Tells the World: "Drop Dead"

John Eskow
A Memo to Karl Rove from the Hollywood Caucus

Alan Maass
Who Are the Real Terrorists?

Joe Bageant
Howling in the Belly of the Confederacy

Dave Zirin
Reasonable Doubt: Why Barry Bonds is Not on Steroids

Craig Waggoner
Who Would Mel's Jesus Nuke?

The Kerry Quandry

Joel Wendland
Marxists for Kerry

Josh Frank
Scary, Scary John Kerry

Matt Vidal
Spoilers, Electability and the Poverty of American Democracy

Poets' Basement
LaMorticella, Hamod, Guthrie, Davies and Albert

Website of the Weekend
Say a Little Prayer



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