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Today's Stories

April 7, 2005

John Ross
Lost and Found in the Arizona Desert

April 6, 2005

Peter Camejo
The Crisis in the Green Party

Kevin Wehr
The Eco-Terror Hoax: Domestic Security and the Culture of Fear

Matt Vidal
Bush's Legacy: Dead Bodies, Dead Wrong, Dead Logic

Robert Creeley / Bruce Jackson
On the Subject of Company

Nikolas Kozloff
Chavez's Oil Gambit

Sea Shepherd Crew
Attack of the Hak-a-Piks

Brenda Child
Ojibwe Have Dealt With Grief Before: From Boarding School Abuse to School Shootings

Terry Eagleton
The Pope with Blood on His Hands

David Swanson
Why the Media Can't Read the Banktuptcy Bill

Cindy Ellen Hill
On the Lists: What's the Patriot Act in Belfast

Website of the Day
The New Nike?

 

April 5, 2005

Jim Connolly
The Pope Who Revived the Office of the Inquisition: an American Catholic on the Papacy of John Paul II

Paul Craig Roberts
"Partnering" the Destruction of the American Economy

Gary Leupp
Bombing the Malwiya Minaret

Dave Lindorff
The Grassroots Resistance to the Patriot Act

Ron Jacobs
The Terrorism of War

Dan Smith
Riding the Dragon, Soaring on the Eagle: US Economic Decline and the Rise of China

Mark Engler
John Paul II's Economic Ethics: Moral Values and Global Capitalism

Richard Oxman
Bono for Pope

Greg Moses
Narcowars vs. Civil Rights

Website of the Day
Impeach Cheney and Bush

 

April 4, 2005

Kevin Zeese
Liberals and Neocons for a Draft

Paul Craig Roberts
American Rot: When Opposing Voices Do Not Oppose

Larry Birns / Sarah Schaffer
Bush's Arms Sales Hypocrisy

Karyn Strickler
Blood on Ice: Seal Pup Slaughter on the St. Lawrence

Joshua Frank
The Minuteman Project: Paramilitaries on the Border

Michael Dickinson
It's Too Late Now for John Paul II to Repent

Surendra R. Devkota
Ending the Deadlock in Nepal

Derrick O'Keefe
Haiti, Yesterday and Today: an Interview with Laura Flynn

Uri Avnery
Djinn in the Box

Website of the Day
Libby, Montana: America's Most Toxic Town?

 

April 2 / 3, 2005

Alexander Cockburn
Death, Depression and Prozac

Jeffrey St. Clair
Trippwired

Stan Goff
A Trojan Jackass for the Anti-War Movement

John Ross
How to Change the World Without Taking Power

Saul Landau
Guns, Vitamins and God

Robert Creeley
Goodbye

Mike Roselle
Riding Shotgun with Woody Harrelson

Joshua Frank
Dead Wrong Intelligence

Fred Gardner
The Obvious Green Issue

Greg Moses
Photo ID Movement as White Privilege

Fran Quigley
The Economics of Global Poverty: an Interview with Jeffrey Sachs

Kurt Nimmo
The Strange Allure of Paul Wolfowitz

Nicole Colson
Pentagon Greenlights Murder in Iraq

Chris Genovali
Killing Grizzlies for Fun

Alan Farago
Dirty Water and Land Speculators in the Florida Keys

Lawrence Reichard
The M-19 and the Siege of Bogota

Ben Tripp
Civilization and War

Avantika Regmi
Chaos in Nepal

Lee Sustar
Off the Script in Kyrgyzstan

Ron Jacobs
Death of a Revolutionary: Vermont Loses an Honest Man

Dave Lindorff
The Black Arrow: a Review

Poets' Basement
Smith-Ferri, Curtis, Louise, Engel and Albert

Website of the Day
O2 Collective: No Breathing Tube Required

 

 

 

April 1, 2005

Tom Barry
Michael Chertoff: Legal Storm Trooper

Rahul Mahajan
WMD Commission: Yet Another Intelligence Failure

Charlie Cray / Jim Vallette
Dancing with Wolfowitz

Dave Lindorff
News Media Anguish Over Schiavo's Death

Zeynep Toufe
The Terri Schiavo Success Story

Suzan Mazur
Pension Funds and the Price of Oil

Michael Dickinson
Shut Your Mouth or Go to Prison!

Stan Cox
Iraq Reconstruction Funds Invested on Wall Street

Ra Ravishankar
Et Tu, George?

Daniel Wolff
Patti Scialfa's Conversation with America

 

 

March 31, 2005

Sharon Smith
Leftwing Apologists for the Occupation

Ron Jacobs
Rounding Out Iraq's History

Tariq Ali
British Elections: Punish the Warmongers

Michael Dickinson
Cartoon Capers: Turkey's War on Political Cartoonists

Kanak Mani Dixit
The Struggle for Nepal's Future

Mitchell Zimmerman
The Bizarre Legal Philosophy of Justice Janice Rogers Brown

Xuan-Trang Ho
Guatemala and CAFTA: Return to the Bad Old Days?

Dave Zirin
Pay the Damn Players!

Joe Bageant
In Praise of Holy Madness

Jeff Halper
The End of a Viable Palestinian State

Website of the Day
Free Nepal

 

 

March 30, 2005

Gary Leupp
Curing Those People of Their Hatred: Condi's Pitch for a "Different Kind" of Middle East

Ralph Nader / Kevin Zeese
Report on Iraq Intelligence Failure: No One to Blame

Chase Madar
Wolfowitz's Career Move: From Failed Warrior to Humanitarian Banker

Toni Solo
Bush in Latin America

Jackie Corr
Blessed are the Rich: George Bush's Montana Visit

Ahmad Faruqui
Much Ado About F-16s

Mike Roselle
Refuting Dave Foreman: Days of Whine and Posers

Jude Wanniski
America's Gunboat Diplomacy

Francis A. Boyle
Why You Should Boo Illinois

Jeffrey St. Clair
Downwinders be Damned

Website of the Day
Help! Nicaraguan Workers Are Being Poisoned

 

March 29, 2005

Ralph Nader
Is the End of the Iraq War / Occupation Near?

Gary Leupp
Terri Schiavo's Death and the Birth of an "Elected" Iraqi Government

Sonia Cardenas
A Pandora's Box of Abuses: the Geneva Trap

Stew Albert
Take Back the Life Force!

Mark Weisbrot
Owning Up to the "Ownership Society"

Dave Lindorff
China's Report on Human Rights in US is No Cariacture

Carl G. Estabrook
The Subversive Commandments

 

 

March 28, 2005

Jeremy Scahill
Sgrena Sets the Record Straight: "There was No Checkpoint; No Self-Defense"

Sonali Kolhatkar
Forgetting Afghanistan...Again

Sasha Kramer
The UN's Betrayal of Haiti

Kevin Zeese
Don't Just Blame the Democrats

Tom Stephens
Sacred Law; Traditional Wisdom: Environmental Justice and Indigenous Peoples

Dr. Teresa Whitehurst
We're Walking Into a Trap

Newton Garver
Reflections on Bolivia

Paul Craig Roberts
A Bail Out Draft for a Cakewalk War?

Website of the Day
Stumped? Ask a Librarian, 24/7

 

 

March 26 / 27, 2005

Gary Leupp
God's Imperialists

Peter Linebaugh
To Render, to Impeach, to Habeas Corpus

Marc Robert
A European Student's Experience at Columbia University

Laura Carlsen
The Threesome in Crawford: Summit as Traveling Stage Show

Saul Landau / Puja Patel
The Price of Privatized "Development"

Dave Foreman
Nature's Crisis

Fred Gardner
Will San Francisco Pander to the Prohibitionists?

Jennifer Matsui
Terri Schiavo: America's Most Desperate Housewife?

Dave Lindorff
Provoking Iran

Dharma Adhikari
The Reversal of Democracy in Nepal

Joshua Frank
The Howard Dean Doctrine

Patrick Barr
Have Box Cutter, Will Travel: a True Story

Christopher Brauchli
F-16s to Pakistan

Ramzy Baroud
Israel's Record is "Not Reassuring"

Jackie Corr
When the Gov. of Montana Declared Martial Law in Butte

Ben Tripp
Off with Your Appurtenances!

Dr. Susan Block
Break a Taboo for Easter: Springtime for Sex and God

Mickey Z.
How Three Unrelated Books Relate

Justin Taylor
Beware of "Beware of God"

Richard Joseph
Cochabamba!: the Water War in Bolivia

Poets' Basement
Martin, Smith, Ford, Bortz and Albert

 

 

March 25, 2005

Scott Richard Lyons
Horror and Hope at Red Lake Nation

Yoshie Furuhashi
No Troops; No Wars

Pat Williams
How a Town Got Poisoned: Libby, MT and the Labor Movement

Mark Engler
Remembering Archbishop Romero: 25 Years After His Assassination

Rahul Mahajan
Culture of Life or Culture of Living Death?

Lance Selfa
Can the Democrats be Moved to the Left?

Ralph Nader
Corporate Cyborg: Cal Nurses Take on Schwarzenegger

John R. Llewellyn
Why Utah's Prosecutors are Soft on Polygamy: a Former Sheriff Speaks Out

Jo Guldi
Beyond Belief: Holy Week in France

 

March 24, 2005

Joshua Frank
The Selling (Out) of the Antiwar Movement

Talli Nauman
Vicente and George: Security by Any Other Name Would Smell Sweeter

Martin Espada
Why I Refused Coke's Money: a Poet Speaks Out About Colombia

Dave Lindorff
Another Social Security Snow Job

Elaine Cassel
When Fools Rush In: the Legal Implications of the Schiavo Case

Jack McCarthy
Jeb Bush's Mob: Snatch, Grab, Insert Tube

Jack Random
Juxtaposition: Terri Schiavo and the Red Lake Massacre

Barbara Ferguson
Wolfowitz Dating Muslim Woman and World Bank Employee

Suzan Mazur
Peak Oil: Debate or Vendetta?

Dorreen Yellow Bird
Suffering Red Lake Nation Endures the Worst of Days

Andrew Wimmer and Mark Chmiel
Torture: Old Hat or Open Wound?

 


March 23, 2005

Patrick Bond
A New War? On Wolfowitz's World Bank

Mike Whitney
Railroading Moussaoui

Becky White
Why I Hung from a Bridge to Defend the Wild Forests of the Siskiyou Mountains

Michael Donnelly
Dissecting the Changeling: How the AuCoin Express Was Really Derailed

Niranjan Ramakrishnan
Remembering Ram Manohar Lohia: the Che of Non-Violence

Ashley Smith
Bush is What Hypocrisy Looks Like

David Swanson
The More Bush Talks, the Less Popular Privatization Becomes

Derrick O'Keefe
Enter Bono, Stage Right

Paul A. Moore
The Fire This Time: the Bush Bros. Racist Crackdown in Florida

Dalton Walker
My Reservation Will Never Be the Same

Patrick Cockburn
The US Frees Iraqi Kidnappers to Become Spies

 

 

March 22, 2005

William Blum
Anti-Empire Report: Democracy--or is it the US Military--on the March

Jim Vallette
Cheney's Oil Change at the World Bank

Greg Moses
A Palm Sunday Chat with Sis Levin

John Farley
Bush's Culture of Life: Let the Insurance Companies Pull the Plug When the Sick Cost Too Much

Ron Jacobs
Halt the Anniversary Rallies and Stop the Damn War

M. Junaid Alam
How the Democratic Party Fosters Conservatism

Rep. Cynthia McKinney
An Immoral and Illegal War: Destroying Iraq Isn't Enough for Them

Dave Lindorff
"Saving" Schiavo; Killing the News

James Petras
Fateful Quadrangle: Cuba and Venezuela Face Off Against the US and Colombia

 

 

March 21, 2005

John Walsh
In the Bars on the Road to Fayettevile: War Support Paper Thin

Werther
The Legacy of George Kennan, Chief Architect of the Cold War

Mike Stark
Where is the "Culture of Life" in Maryland? Time is Running Out for Vernon Evans

David Swanson
Feeding Tubes for the Third World: Put the Hungry into Comas, Then Feed Them!

James T. Phillips
Happy Meals: Behind the Grill at a Baltimore Diner

Mike Ferner
Serving, Refusing, Impeaching

Robert Jensen
The World Waits for an Answer

Paul Craig Roberts
A Threat Greater Than Terrorism

Stew Albert
Vegetable Nation

Website of the Day
American Press Blotter: Jacko, Terry and Steroids vs. the World

 

 

March 19, 2005

Alexander Cockburn
Three-Card Monte and the One-Party State

Tom Reeves
Exposing the Coming Draft: a Draft by Any Other Name is Still Wrong

Saul Landau
The Grandchildren of Roy Cohn: the Politics of the Repressed

Alan Maass
Making Bankruptcy a Life Sentence

Ron Jacobs
Submit or Else: the Nuclear Demon that Won't Go Awayy

David Green
The Holocaust Industry Comes to the University of Illinois

John Blair
Hey, Dick! I'm Still Free: a Blow for Freedom of Speech in Indiana

Steve Greenfield
The Decline of the Green Party: the Numbers are In

Ben Tripp
Nature isn't Real

Mike Roselle
A History of White People in the Conservation Movement

Joshua Frank
Hope in Red State America: Lessons from the Big Sky Country

Mark Weisbrot
The World Bank: a Bigger Problem Than Wolfowitz

Dave Lindorff
Congress on Steroids

Sarah Schaffer
Lula's Nukes: Bush Bullies Iran, Ignores Brazil's Nuclear Ambitions

Warren Hastings
Why the Queen Should Chop Off Tony Blair's Head for Treason

Poets' Basement
Lodge, Albert. Landau, Engel, Davies, Capaccio

 

March 18, 2005

Dave Zirin
The Congressional Urine Testers: Baseball's Theater of the Absurd

Richard Thieme
The Church Committee Candidate: I was a Victim of the KGB

John Walsh
Misdirecting the Anti-War Movement

David Swanson
Hunger Striking for a Living Wage at Georgetown

Ben Terrall
In the Spirit of Rachel Corrie: Confronting Caterpillar in San Leandro

David Boyle
Just Say "No" to Harvard

Dorreen Yellow Bird
Coping with Teen Suicide on the Standing Rock Reservation

Mokhiber / Weissman
Global Bully Goes to Guatemala

Greg Moses
They Don't Shoot Donkeys...Do They?

Website of the Day
800 Protests: Find One Near You

 

March 17, 2005

Christopher Brauchli
Rendered Unto Caesar: the Etymology of Torture

Bill Quigley
The St. Patrick's Four and the Resistance to the War in Iraq

Brian Cloughley
Bush's Herds: Willing to Kick Anyone in the Face

Gary Bass / Adam Hughes
Inside the Bush Budget: Rhetoric vs. Reality

Dave Lindorff
The Incredible Shrinking Coalition

Jude Wanniski
Wolfowitz at the World Bank: a Perfect Fit

Alexander Billet
Irish Republicanism at the Crossroads

John Ross
Wal-Mart Invades Mexico

Website of the Day
Campus Resistance

 

March 16, 2005

Ralph Nader
Filling the Congressional Cop-Out Gap: an Idea for Local Peace Activists

William Cook
Resurrecting the Neo-Con Failures

Kevin Zeese
Two Years of Occupation: Both US and Iraq are Worse Off

Jackie Corr
Why is Dick Cheney Laughing? The New Tax Cut Patriotism

Alan Maass
Bush's Class War Budget

David R. Kolker
Jailed Without Charges in Haiti

Cindy Ellen Hill
Speculative Policing in Northern Ireland

Paul Craig Roberts
America's Has-Been Economy

 

 

March 15, 2005

Gary Leupp
The Plan is Still on Track

Dave Lindorff
Free John Walker Lindh!

Greg Moses
The Fix-It Guys and Their Electoral Filters

Hadas Their / Katrina Yeaw
Military Recruiters Target Campus Activists

Alison Weir
Uprising on the Anniversary of Rachel Corrie's Death

Matt Koehler
A Line in the Ancient Forest: 50 Arrested in Blockade to Save the Siskiyous

Evelyn Pringle
Labeling Kids Mentally Ill for Profit

Harry Browne
War and Peace in Ireland

 

 

March 14, 2005

Ralph Nader
Restarting the Anti-War Movement

David Miller
Ministry of Defence in the Control Booth: Did the BBC Broadcast Fake News Reports?

Stan Cox
Look Deeper, Mr. Moyers

Mike Roselle
Why Women Should Take Over the Environmental Movement

David Swanson
Nursing Against the Odds: the Workers' View

Simona Sharoni
To End the War, Listen to Soldiers

Dave Lindorff
Corporate Surveillance

Dorreen Yellow Bird
Incidents at Standing Rock: Suicide on the Reservation

Tom Barry
John Bolton's Baggage

Website of the Day
Spinwatch

 

 

March 12 / 13, 2005

David H. Price
The CIA's Campus Spies

Noam Chomsky
The Toothpaste Election

Laura Carlsen
Women's Rights Eroding in Latin America

Stan Goff
On Revolutionary Optimism: the View from Cumberland Co, NC

Valentina Nicoli
The Game of Role-Playing and the Ambush of Giuliana Sgrena

Michael Leonardi
Head Shot: Lifting the Veil on the Sgrena / Calipari Incident

Saul Landau / Sarah Anderson
Blood Money and the Riggs Bank: Pinochet's Bank Finally Pays Up

Joe Bageant
It Ain't Easy Being White

Manuel García, Jr.
The Question of American Guilt

Greg Moses
Electoral Lessons from Cuyahoga and Harris Counties

James J. Brittain
Run, Fight or Die in Colombia

Ben Tripp
Communist Watch

Joshua Frank
A Red State Paradox: Montana on the Cusp

Fred Gardner
Pesticides Made Her Sick; Pot Got Her Well

Walter Brasch
Bush's Horse Killers

Ramzy Baroud
Reining in Syria on Behalf of Israel

Christopher Brauchli
Going All the Way for Usurers

Michael Donnelly
The Humiliation of Les "Timber Toad" AuCoin

Ron Jacobs
ZAP Comics: Still Kicking US Culture in the Ass

Richard Oxman
The Eternal Reciprocity of Tears

Poets' Basement
Smith-Ferri, Davies, Ford, Louise and Albert

 

March 11, 2005

Jerry Fresia
Targeting Giuliana

Ron Jacobs
Making Lebensraum in the Middle East for Tel Aviv's Fears & Washington's Dollars

Dave Lindorff
America's Magical Kingdom

William James Martin
Ben Gurion and the Origin of the "Pushing into the Sea" Myth

Muqtedar Khan
Modi's Operandi: American Business and Genocide Linked Again

Kathryn Ledebur
Bolivia on the Brink

Mike Whitney
Saddam's Capture: Just Another Bush Lie?

Dave Zirin
Neo-McCarthyism Slugs Baseball

Website of the Day
William Rivers Pitt, Another Hack for the Occupation

 

 

March 10, 2005

Paul Craig Roberts
So Much for the New Bush Economy

John Marc Leas, Colleen McLaughlin and Ashley Smith
Vermont Vs. the War

Larry Birns
The Pathological John Bolton

Michael Donnelly
The Re-Reinvention of an Oregon Timber Beast

Luis Gomez
In Bolivia, Reality Changes Once Again

Jackie Corr
Whatever Happened to the Social Security Trust Fund?

Uri Avnery
Bush's Guru: Natan Sharansky

Website of the Day
Red Alert in the Siskiyous!

 

 

March 9, 2005

Jeffrey St. Clair
Dirty Harry's Fear of Flying: Making Love, War and Profits at Boeing

Ward Churchill
Who's the Terrorist?

Robert Fisk
Another Species of Cedar: a Half Million Lebanese March for Syria

Bernice Powell Jackson
No Justice for America's Nuclear Guinea Pigs in the Marshall Islands

Mickey Z.
The Revolutionary of Potential Art

Dave Zirin
NHL Says: "Bring On the Scabs!"

Michael Donnelly
Standing Up to Ecocide in Oregon

James Reiss
Stopping by Words in Favor of Privatizing Social Security

Vijay Prashad
Get Modi: a State Terrorist Visits Florida

 

March 8, 2005

Paul Craig Roberts
Bush's Syrian Delusion

Robert Fisk
Lebanon's Nightmare

Kurt Nimmo
War is Peace: John Bolton to the UN

Suzan Mazur
Time for a Truth and Reconciliation Commission on Polygamy?

Evelyn Pringle
Neil Bush and Crest: Another Profiteering Scheme

Giuliana Sgrena
My Truth: "The Americans Don't Want You to Return"

Elaine Cassel
The Appalling Case of Abu Ali

 

 

March 7, 2005

Dave Zirin
Bloodlust in Annapolis: Gov. Ehrlich Wants to Kill Vernon Lee Evans

Brian Cloughley
More War Crimes

John Chuckman
The Creature Walks Among Us

Mike Whitney
Jose Padilla and the 10 Commandments

Mark Weisbrot
Haiti's Torment: Why Are US Human Rights Groups Silent?

Fred Gardner
The Cannabinoid Messenger

Richard Neville
The Italian Job

Uri Avnery
The Next Crusades

 

 

March 5 / 6, 2005

Alexander Cockburn
Arnold vs. the Nurses

Gary Leupp
What's Happening in Lebanon: an Interview with Fadi Agha, Advisor to President Lahoud

Ron Jacobs
Lies Military Recruiters Tell

Tom Reeves
Haiti: One Year After the Coup

Jenna Orkin
Memories of Kawaggi, Saudi Arabia

Tom Barry
Negroponte: Intel Czar or Policy Hack?

Joshua Frank
The Trials of Max Baucus

Moshe Adler
When Pfizer Came to New London: Corporate Giveways vs. Eminent Domain

Jane Stillwater
My Jury Questionnaire: "Do You Agree that a Corporation is a Person?"

Omar Barghouti / Jacqueline Sfeir
Double Standards on S. Africa and Israel: an Open Letter to UNESCO

Christopher Brauchli
Target: Al Jazeera

John Pilger
The Fall of Saigon: 30 Years Later

Raúl Zibechi
Colombia: Militarism and Social Movements

David Krieger
Saving the Nuclear Nonproliferation Agreement

Three Takes on Nepal

Surendra R. Devkota
Another Blow to the King of Nepal

Bhishma Karki
Nepal in Twilight

Joseph Pietri
Murder at the Palace

Ben Tripp
The Good Old Days

Poets' Basement
Hassen, Chief Running Late, Wuest, Albert and Collins

Website of the Weekend
O'Shaughnessy's: All About Medical Pot

 

 

March 4, 2005

Frederick Hudson
Caught in a Cage

 

March 3, 2005

Pat Williams
"Social Security Protects the Young as Much as the Old"

Brian Cloughley
Headlines, Beliefs and Deceptions

Dave Lindorff
Why Do the Democrats Pamper Greenspan?

Amira Hass
Oslo All Over Again

Greg Moses
In Oscar Texas: One Down, One to Go?

Lynne Landes
Exit Poll Madness

Nelson P. Valdés
Rapture Takes Leftists

John Ross
Mexico's Fox Schemes to Jail Front-Running Leftist

 

March 2, 2005

Saul Landau / Farrah Hassen
The "Noble Liars" Attack Syria

Mike Roselle
The State of Oregon vs. Mike Roselle: Criminalizing Environmental Dissent

M. Junaid Alam
Columbia University and the New Anti-Semitism

Suzan Mazur
Inside the Polygamy Cults of Southern Utah

Jackson Thoreau
Texas Congressman Calls for "Nuking Syria"

Michael Donnelly
No Love for Teresa Heinz; John Edwards Gets a Pass

Jeffrey St. Clair
Uncle Bucky Makes a Killing

Website of the Day
The Ghosts of Karl Marx & Ed Abbey

 

 

March 1, 2005

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Million Dollar Bigotry

David Lindorff
Stealing Workers' Pensions

Patrick Cockburn / David Enders
Bloodbath in Iraq

Ron Jacobs
The Last Poets Recalled

Tanya Garcia
USA Next: the Industry Front Group to Privatize Social Security

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The Drug Trail Ends in Kathmandu: Golden Tar Heroin and the Black Prince

Kona Lowell
Woody: Broken in Vietnam

Paul Craig Roberts
The Coming End of the American Superpower

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April 7, 2005

I'll Keep My Hat On

Two Weddings and a Funeral

By MICHAEL DICKINSON

Istanbul.

I remember Charles' first wedding.

At that time I'd gone what some people might call a little crazy, and was trying to start a new movement called 'the International Front'. There was a short manifesto with ten demands aimed to make life freer and better for everybody --one of them being the abolition of the monarchy.

The idea was simple. To show that you agreed with the demands, you merely had to sport a little badge with the word 'if' on it. When the majority of the population of Britain was wearing them - the government would have to meet the demands.

To publicize the movement I handcuffed myself to the altar rail in St. Paul's Cathedral. But although that incident was mentioned in 'Time Out' magazine, and I managed to briefly explain the aims on a popular radio phone-in programme, feeling the idea wasn't catching on fast enough I revved up the campaign by putting myself forward as candidate for President of Britain and announcing that I was the Second Coming, which resulted in a tapped phone and being suspiciously shadowed in the streets. Eventually, to protect my safety and sanity, I abandoned the project and left the country.

But I remember Charles' first wedding clearly, because my feverish revolutionary plot was at its peak at that time back then in '81...

On the eve of the wedding I'm sitting in my bed-sit wondering what to do. The next day will be the ceremony, with the whole world looking on. Wouldn't this be a perfect time to perform an action that would outshadow the marriage and bring global attention to the existence of the 'International Front'?

Stuck on my wardrobe door is the picture of a Negro youth, his face painted in a black and white tribal design. Using watercolors, I paint the pattern onto my own face. Finished, I look in the mirror and compare. My face is broken in black and white fragments, just like my warrior hero. Satisfied, I don a straw hat which seems to fit the image, pin an 'if' badge to my shirt, and go out into the night.

I feel conspicuous walking to the underground, but there is dark between the streetlamps and not many people about. In the bright light of the station and the tube it's a different matter; my bizarre makeup draws many a second curious glance, but they're mostly tired commuters on their way home, and I seem well behaved enough, not raving or gesticulating.

I get off at Fleet Street. It's a warm night and the pavements are crowded. People have come early to get a place to watch the Royal Party as they pass to and from St. Paul's on the morrow. Many carry little plastic union jacks to wave at the carriage. Metal fences have been erected against the side of the road. This time my face gets more attention, especially from those standing outside pubs with drinks in their hands. But reaction is generally mild: muttered "Look at that!" or "Oh my God!", widening of eyes and nudges, although one man calls out: "He's asking for trouble, that one!"

The crowd in front of St. Paul's is denser. Some at the front are even camped on the ground in sleeping bags, determined to be able to tell their grandchildren that they actually witnessed Princess Diana in her wedding gown on that special day.

The cathedral front is lit up with floodlights, and policemen and women stand silhouetted in various poses on the steps. A bright red carpet leading up from the street to the main entrance is being secured with heavy blows by a worker with a hammer. The pounding echoes around the square, putting me in mind of the nails being driven into the hands and feet of Christ, and the scene reminds me of a kind of Nazi Rally - the police, the people, the flags, the open space.

"Are you a New Romantic?" asks a wide-eyed teenage girl, arm draped round the shoulder of her boyfriend.

"In a way, I suppose," I reply.

I do nothing.

I walk back home, trying to exorcise the horror of it all. As I pass a petrol station a black man filling his tank notices my painted face and calls out:

"Mister Magic!"

Next morning it's the actual royal wedding. The family where I'm cleaning (I worked as a domestic at that time) have the television on full blast for the event, although no one is watching it. I'm hoovering in the living room when there's a ring at the front door. It's an old woman from across the road, asking them to turn the sound down or close the windows. Her son works nights and is trying to sleep, she says, and "it's impossible with that awful racket the commentator is making!" I'm impressed that here in middle-class Highgate on this joyful royal day at least one anti-monarchist has crawled out of the woodwork to voice their disapproval.

In the late afternoon I put on the tribal makeup again and take the tube to Brixton, where I've learned there's a reggae concert to be held in a playground in Railton Road as an alternative to the Royal Wedding. I have badges and leaflets with me. It could be a rich recruitment area.

I queue at the wooden gate to pay the two pound admission, but when I hand over a fiver to one of the guys collecting the money, he doesn't give me any change. I try to explain, but he curls his lip and waves me in, avoiding my eyes, saying I'd given the correct amount. There's a crowd waiting behind me; causing a scene doesn't seem to be a good idea, so I enter the playground, uncomfortably aware that I am now completely broke and will have to walk all the way back home.

In the compound everybody's black, mostly Rastafarians, just standing around smoking spliffs and listening to the music from a reggae band. Parking myself next to a man in a red, green, and gold beret, I offer him a leaflet and a badge. He declines the leaflet but accepts the badge and hands it to the tiny daughter by his side. Noticing the free gift, other children approach with outstretched hands. I give them all badges. They're fascinated by my black and white makeup and ask what I'm supposed to be. While I'm bending down trying to explain, a little girl reaches out and rubs at my face.

Delighted at her daring, several other little friends join in with giggling gusto, leaving my masterpiece smudged and my nose sore. I escape to the top of a playground slide to watch and listen to the music, but I realize that I am a misfit here. I'm not one of these cool, together, reggae blacks. I'm just a sad white loser. My mind's in a turmoil, no matter how I try to control it. As far as they're concerned I'm Bozo the Clown, only not as funny.

I leave the party early, and yes, have to walk all the way home, miles and miles and miles. Dawn is breaking by the time I get there. My feet ache and my legs are tired, but there's the sudden trill of a blackbird, the smell of grass from the Heath, and noticing some glistening sap on still unfurling leaves on a tree illuminated by a street lamp, it suddenly feels good to be alive again.

That's my memory of that first wedding day.

Now the Prince, otherwise known as Earl of Chester, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron Renfrew, Lord of the Isles and Great Steward of Scotland, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, and Great Master and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Honourable Order of the Bath, is getting married again, this time to a 58 year old divorcee whom Diana nicknamed 'the Rottweiller'.

Once the ring's on her finger she'll be addressed as 'Princess Consort', but people already bow and curtsey to her.

Not, this time, a grand state occasion in St. Paul's Cathedral, but at a humble ceremony at the Guildhall in Windsor. 'Mummy', Queen Elizabeth the Second, the richest woman in the world will not be present, but will attend a church blessing and reception at nearby Windsor Castle afterwards. Remember how she ruined her sister Margaret's life by refusing to let her marry Group Captain Peter Townsend because he was divorced? She's changed her tune a bit.

So has the Church of England.

The official reason for the abdication of Edward V111 in 1936 (putting the Queen's dad's bum on the throne instead) was that the church would not allow him to wed Wallis Simpson because it was forbidden to allow divorcees to remarry. (Actually it's now more generally believed that the real reason that forced Edward to abdicate was his Nazi connections and personal friendship with Adolf Hitler.) But we can't be sure of that until the mysterious documents in the 11 sealed 'Monckton Boxes' are allowed to be read in 2024.

Whatever, the Church of England changed their mind in 2002 and officially approved the remarriage of divorcees, so both Charles and Camilla got the go ahead. Can't see why they bothered really, as they'd been live-in partners for several years, but probably as a way of increasing the loot flow from the Civil List, from which Charles is presently paid 4 million a year for 'official duties'.

Larger earnings (over 7 million a year) come from his land in the duchy of Cornwall, of which Charles is Duke. Camilla will become Duchess.

In a country where over five million live in absolute poverty, and most of the others are counting their pennies, the Prince's personal wealth is estimated at £346 million.

And quite right too, many say. For one mustn't forget that in England the concept that "All Men are Created Equal" is treason. The Royal Family rules Great Britain and is head of the Church of England by Divine Right (God says they are born to reign).

"The state of monarchy is the supremest thing upon earth; for kings are not only God's lieutenants upon earth, and sit upon God's throne, but even by God himself are called gods", said James I of England (and VI of Scotland). From this, he deduced that any objection to the way he ruled was blasphemy, and who are we to argue?

So the date was all set for the nuptials of the happy pair, when what should happen to put the gloomers on it? Another divinely appointed individual (the Pope) goes and dies, and wants his funeral on the same day as the wedding! One was sure to overshadow the other, and Charles worked out which. Forced to postpone the ceremony for 24 hours, he heads to Rome for the Papal interment.

For make no doubt about it, when it comes to claims of divine rights nothing can hold a candle to the Vatican.

The Roman Church is founded on a political dogma claiming that the Pope is 'supreme ruler of the world'; superior to all kings, prime ministers and presidents, the only mediator in the salvation of God's elect, which insists that all other Churches, including the Church of England, 'are not Churches in the proper sense', and since this claim is believed by millions of voting people around the world, it's worth all these Presidents and Princes and Prime Ministers putting in an appearance with bowed heads, looking sad and soulful in magnificent surroundings around the decomposing body of the head of the richest corporation in the world - an excellent photo opportunity.

Were it not for the risk of excommunication for blasphemy I might suggest that God is spinning in his grave right now at this breathtaking display of hubris, hypocrisy and death broadcast live from St Peter's Basilica in Rome.

And so, after a few hours wearing the countenance of a sad spaniel in Italy, Charles will jet back to England and take on the role of merry marrying monarch yet again.

Were it not for fear of being arrested under the 1848 Treason Felony Act, which makes it a criminal offence, punishable by life imprisonment, to advocate abolition of the monarchy in print, even by peaceful means, I would suggest just that.

In fact I will. Is Britain a democracy? Democracy is based on the idea that we are equal, a system that gives power to the individual and the people as a whole. Monarchy is the antithesis of democracy - it has no place in a democratic society. It's time for them to go.

In 1923 the BBC considered broadcasting the marriage of Lady Elizabeth Angela Marguerite Bowes-Lyon (later, the Queen Mother) to the Duke of York (the future George VI). Courtiers refused on the grounds that the service might be heard 'by men in public houses' with their caps still on. That would never do.

Times have changed. I'm sure the BBC television will be covering the Prince's wedding extensively, just as they did the last one. And the funeral of the Pope, of course.

As for me, I can't promise to keep my TV turned off over Friday and Saturday --such a feast of horror and comedy and tragedy can be fascinating.

But I'll be keeping my cap on.

MICHAEL DICKINSON is a writer and artist who works as an English teacher in Istanbul, Turkey. He designed the cover art for two CounterPunch books, Serpents in the Garden and Dime's Worth of Difference, as well as Grand Theft Pentagon, forthcoming from Common Courage Press. He can be contacted through his website of collage pictures at http://CARNIVAL_OF_CHAOS.TRIPOD.COM