| Today's
Stories
July
26, 2006
Jonathan Cook
Five Myths That Sanction Israel's War Crimes
Patrick Cockburn
Beware Iraqi Leaders Bearing Good News
William Blum
They Simply Can't Stop Lying, Can They?
Joshua Frank
Israel's Invasion Pretext Under Fire
Gabriel Kolko
Bankers Fear World Economic Breakdown
Daniel Cassidy
How the Irish Invented Dudes
Uri Avnery
Is Beirut Burning?
July
25, 2006
Harry
Browne
Acquittal!: Activists Found Not Guilty
in Irish Ploughshares Case
Marjorie
Cohn
Willful Blindness: Bush Greenlights
War Crimes
Robert
Bryce
Israel and the Irony of UN Resolutions
Sharat
G. Lin
Chronology
of the Latest Chrisis in the Middle East
George
Bisharat
Most Lebanese Now Know Who Their Real Tormentor Is
CounterPunch
News Desk
Class War in the Blathersphere
Zena
El-Khalil
"Tell Them That I'm Not Leaving.
We Love Lebanon"
Larry
Lack
The Bottled Water Madness
Mike
Mejia
The Secret Behind "State Secrets"
Ashraf
Isma'il
Why Israel Is Losing
Website
of the Day
Peace on Trial
July
24, 2006
Mark
Levy
The Whys and Wherefores of PTSD
Robert
Fisk
Israelis Bomb Fleeing Villagers
Maher
Osseiran
Beirut, 1982
Paul
Craig Roberts
Israel's Criminal Accomplice
Patrick
Cockburn
More Than 100 Iraqis Being Killed
Each Day
Website
of the Day
sirnosir.com
July
22-23, 2006
Jonathan
Cook
Israel's Indiscriminate Onslaughts
Paul
Craig Roberts
The Shame of Being an American
Gilad
Atzmon
Israel's New Math
Robert
Fisk
Elegy for Beirut
Ralph
Nader
Here's How to Halt This Horror
Fred
Gardner
The Double Standard on Depression
Christopher
Reed
The Right's Use of Sexpot Schoolgirls
Dr.
Susan Block
Bush's Fecal World
Najla
Said
Do People Know How Much We Hurt?
Uri
Avnery
"Stop that Shit"
July
21, 2006
George
Galloway
John Cornford and the Fight for
the Spanish Republic
P.
Sainath
Indian Prime Minister Faces the Dead
Farmer Problem
Aseem
Shrivastava
The Iraq War is a Huge Success
Alexander
Cockburn
Hezbollah, Hamas and Israel: Everything
You Need to Know
Website
of the Day
FromIsraeltoLebanon
July
20, 2006
William
S. Lind
Why Hezbollah is Winning
Robert
Jensen
Florida Puts History on Probation
John
Ross
AMLO Presidente!
Tom
Hayden
I Was Israel's Dupe
Paul
Craig Roberts
The Unfolding Horror Show
July
19, 2006
Patrick
Cockburn
Massacres Soar in Central Iraq: Maliki
Government Discredited
Trish
Schuh
Israel Targets, Flattens Beirut TV
Station HQ
Jonathan
Cook
Is Israel Using Arab Villages As Human
Shields?
Vicente
Navarro
The Spanish Civil War, 70 Years On:
The Deafening Silence on Franco's Genocide
July
17 / 18 2006
Mike
Whitney
Israel's Shameful Attack on Gaza
Kathleen
Christison Atrocities in the Promised Land
July 14 / 15,
2006
Weekend Edition
Alexander Cockburn
How
Venice is Dying
Tanya Reinhart
The IDF is Hungry for War
Robert Fisk
Beirut Waits: Is Damascus the Key?
Daniel Cassidy
How the Irish Invented Jazz
Winslow Wheeler
Pentagon Budget Gimmickry: When a Cut is Actually an Increase
Hugh O'Shaughnessy
In Amazonia: Slavery and Deforestation
M. Shahid Alam
Israel, the US and the New Orientalism
William S. Lind
Two Signposts in Iraq
Ramzy Baroud
Racism Plagues Media Coverage of Gaza Assault
Gilad Atzmon
Echoes of the Wehrmacht
Elizabeth Weill-Greenberg
Railroading Your Rights
Samar Assad
A History of Israeli-Palestinian Prisoner Exchanges
Ron Jacobs
Japan and Pre-Emptive Strikes: Why Would They Want to Go There?
Lee Ballinger
A New Kind of Jim Crow?
Walter Brasch
A World Without Fajitas?: the Rightwing's Language Police
Dave Lindorff
The Bush Swingers?: They Broke the Law and People Died
Clifton Ross
Up from Below in Oaxaca
Tom Crumpacker
Planning for the Re-Colonization of Cuba
Ricardo Alarcon
The Mad Annexationist
William Hughes
Rev. Billy Graham: A War-Monger in the Pulpit
Susie Day
Bugging Hillary
Farrah Hassen
The Road to Gitmo: Dramatizing the Banality of Evil
Poets' Basement
Smith-Ferri, Engel and Davies
July 13, 2006
Saul Landau
Lies as Patriotism?
Youmans / Erakat
Divestment, Corporate Engagement
and IsraelDave Lindorff
Cut and Run: a Winning StrategyRon Jacobs
Dogs of War Barking at the MoonCol. Dan Smith
Iraq: Fool Me TwiceJune 22, 2006Marjorie Cohn
Friendly Fire AmbushWinslow T. Wheeler
Lockheed, the Senator and the F-22Tanya Reinhart
A Week of Israeli RestraintMike Marqusee
The Forest Gate RaidWilliam Blum
Why Bush's Iraq is Worse Than Saddam's
July 12, 2006
John Ross
Mexico
Splits in Half: the Election Hits the Streets
John Stauber
The CIA Propagandist and Former Prankster Stewart Brand: John
Rendon's Long, Strange Trip in the Terror Wars
Robert Boston
Top 10 Powerbrokers of the Religious Right
Wayne S. Smith
Bush's New Cuba Plan: Embargoes, Blacklists and Assassination
Plots
John Graham
Secrecy and the Curtain of Oz
Ed Kinane
Arrested for Failing to Obey a Lawful Order to Cease Protesting
an Unlawful War: My Statement to the US District Court
Kevin Prosen
Goodbye Mr. Zeidler, You Will Be Missed
Jonathan Cook
Israel's
Latest Bueaucratic Obscenity
Website of
the Day
Addicted
to Oil: Starring GW Bush
July 11, 2006
Dave Lindorff
Does
a State of War Give Bush the Right to Commit War Crimes?
Dave Zirin
Why
I Wear My Zidane Jersey
Mokhiber / Weissman
Boeing's Criminal Agreement: Odd and Unusual
Amira Hass
A War on Families
Clare Hanrahan
The Last Free Fourth of July?
Brian Cloughey
Stop Blaming Pakistan
Felice Pace
The US Media and the World Cup
Raed Jarrar
Iraq:
Raped
Website of the Day
Bad Boy of Gitmo
July 10, 2006
Paul Craig
Roberts
Courting
Doom with North Korea
Uri Avnery
A
One-Sided War
Roger Burbach
Democracy
Betrayed: Electoral Fraud and Rebellion in Mexico
Ron Jacobs
The New SDS: Toward a Radical Youth Movement
Joshua Frank
Sectarian Flames in Iraq
Missy Comley Beattie
Bush's Stunning Admission to Larry King
Alexander Cockburn
The
War in Iraq: a Dreadful Mistake
July 8 / 9, 2006
Weekend Edition
Stephen Green
When
War Criminals Retire
Paul Craig
Roberts
Republic or Empire?: Lessons from Stanford
Greg Moses
Boots Down on the Rio Grande
Ralph Nader
The
Wail of the Oceans
Laura Carlsen
Mexico's Election Lacks Credibility
Conn Hallinan
Dumping Musharraf: Is Pakistan Expendable?
John Chuckman
Afghanistan is No One's War
Fred Gardner
Big Pharma's Strange Holy Grail: Cannabis Without Euphoria?
Dr. Tod Mikuriya
Cannabis as a Frontline Treatment for Childhood Mental Disorders
Pierre Tristam
Missile Envy: Is N. Korea Bush's Most Reliable Ally?
Lucinda Marshall
Deep Sexing the News: the Rape of Iraq
David Swanson
Command Rape: the Ordeal of Suzanne Swift
Heather Gray
The Spiral of Violence: What the Dead Might Tell Us
Dave Zirin
/ John Cox
French Soccer and the Future of Europe: Le Pen's Racists vs.
Zindane and Henry
Mark Engler
Mexico's Fear of Democracy: Elites, Fraud and the Status Quo
Michael Lettieri
Mexico: Don't Discount a Recount
Ron Jacobs
2008 Might Be Too Late: the Case for Impeachment Now
Jamal Juma'
Globalizing the Occupation
Jeffrey St. Clair
Playlist: What I'm Listening to This Week
Poets' Basement
Engel and Kirbach
July 7, 2006
John Ross
Anatomy
of a Fraud Foretold: Mexico's Surreal Elections
July 6, 2006
Nick Dearden
Profiting from the Occupation: the Corporate Interests Behind
the War on Palestine
John Stanton
Nationalize
the Defense Industry
Ralph Nader
The Politics of the Minimum Wage
Laray Polk
Cambodia Then; Gaza Now
Saul Landau
Who Mourned the Victims of the US Covert War on Chile?
Joshua Frank
Sweet Angst, Power Chords and Politics: Farewell Sleater-Kinney
William S. Lind
To Be or Not to Be a State? Hamas and 4th Generation War
Adelman / Lindorff
Impeachment Comes to Main Street, USA
Jonathan Cook
An
Experiment in Human Despair
Website of
the Day
Adulterers in Chief?
July 5, 2006
Mike Whitney
Is
Cheney Betting on Economic Collapse?: the Veep's Curious Investment
Portfolio
Saul Landau
False
Axioms: Star Democrats and Iraq Massacres
Ramzy Baroud
And
Israel Shall Be Safe Again
Missy Comley Beattie
An Axis of Nuts: Ready, Aim, Fear
Arthur Neslen
A Way Out of the Gaza Crisis?
Vincent Maruffi
Party Politics in Connecticut: Lieberman, Lamont and the Greens
Paul Cantor
Aberrations:
Hell, High Water and the Moral High Ground
Paul D. Johnson
Mystery Meat: Let's Be Honest About Food's Origin
David Price
Shouting
Down Nazis in Olympia
July 4, 2006
Col. Dan Smith
Iraq
and Independence Day: Lessons from the War of 1812
Chris Floyd
American
Power in Mahmudiyah
Marjorie Cohn
Israel's
Collective Punishment of Gaza
James Brooks
Israel 9,000 Palestine 1: Destroying the Gaza Strip
Medea Benjamin
"Dictatress
of the World:" Has America Become JQ Adams' Worst Nightmare?
Matt Reichel
An Independence Day Lesson for the American Left from France
Elisa Salasin
Why I am Fasting Today
Rick Wilhelm
Will Lieberman Apologize to Ralph Nader?
Paul Craig
Roberts
Rape,
Lies and Murder
Website of the Day
A Mighty Handsome Family
July 3, 2006
Robert Bryce
Gaza
in the Dark: Poor, Frustrated and Powerless
Dr. Bouthaina Shaban
"I Hope You're Not Here to Talk About the Palestinians"
Julia Olmstead
The Biofuel Illusion: Running on Top Soil
Dave Lindorff
The Real Meaning of the Hamdan Ruling: Bush Adm. Has Committed
War Crimes
Andres Gomez
A Mockery of Justice
Alan Singer
Another Encounter with Chuck Schumer: Just as Hawkish as Hillary,
But Nastier
Alexander Cockburn
Temple
of Mammon, Planet of Doom
July 1/2, 2006
Weekend Edition
Paul Craig
Roberts
Bush's
Assaults on Freedom: What's to Stop Him?
Stephen T.
Banko
Echoes
from Vietnam; Nightmares in Iraq
Daniel Cassidy
How the Irish Invented Slang: the Bunkum of Bunkum (for Dizzy
Gillespie)
Fawzia Afzal-Khan
The Class Behind the Muslim
Jeff Taylor
The Sandy Foundation of the White House: a Bible-Believing Christian's
View of Bush
John Ross
Mexico: There's a Riot Going On
Greg Moses
Psycho-Management Hits Mexico's Maquiladoras
Laura Carlsen
Mexico's Elections: a Choice for Change
Justin E.H.
Smith
Lethal Injection and Other Fashion Trends
Brian Cloughley
Different Worlds: When Liberation is Worse Than Oppression
Anthony Papa
Punishing Addiction: No Walk in the Park for Dwight Gooden
Mike Ferner
Getting Busted for Wearing a Peace T-Shirt
Jerry Tucker
Liberalism's Long Goodbye: McGovern Hoists the White Flag
Jane Goodall / Rick Asselta
Remembering the Marshall Islands
Phyllis Pollack
Roll Over Beethoven: Chuck Berry is Back in Town
Poets' Basement
Salasin, Swindell, Ferri-Smith and Engel
June 30, 2006
Marjorie Cohn
Supreme
Rebuke: Bush Loses Gitmo Case
Heather Williams
Will
Mexicans Ignore What Bolivians Learned?
Burbach / Cantor
Yellowback
Democrats: the Party of Cut-and-Run (from Principle)
Nick Dearden
Crime in the Valley: Life on the Other Side of Palestine
Michael J.
Smith
Under the Broadcast Flag: Intellectual Property as Intellectual
Theft
Brian Concannon
The Return to Haiti: a Homecoming for Aristide?
Virginia Tilley
Israel's Appalling Act: Starving in the Dark
June 29, 2006
Bill Quigley
Gutting
New Orleans
Ron Jacobs
Killing a Nation to Rescue a Soldier
Paul Craig
Roberts
The High Price of American Gullibility
June 28, 2006
Jorge Mariscal
Mexican-American
Soldiers, Iraq and the Politics of Immigrant Bashing
Greg Moses
Down
in Pinal County: Where the Pun's on Us
Mark Weisbrot
Mexico: Their Brand is Crisis
Ramzy Baroud
Re-Interpreting
Iraq: the Latest Propaganda Campaign
Dave Lindorff
Redacting the Constitution: Why Signing Statements Matter
William S.
Lind
Neither Shall the Sword: War in a Fouth Generation World
Mike Ferner
50 Years Down the Wrong Direction: Taken for a Ride on the Interstate
Highway System
Zoltan Grossman
Military Resistance: a Brief History
June 27, 2006
Marjorie Cohn
Playing
Politics with Timetables
Benjamin /
Jarrar
Leading
Dems Froth Over Amnesty Plan
William Hughes
Roadmap to Starvation
Doug Giebel
Showdown in Montana: Burns vs. Testor
Uri Avnery
The World Cup and Middle East Peace
Alexander Cockburn
Hitchens Hails the "Glorious War"
June 26, 2006
Don Santina
American
Rituals: Massacres, Baseball and Apple Pies
Ralph Nader
Beyond Binary Politics
Dave Lindorff
CounterPunch v. CounterPunch: Taking Impeachment on the Road
Rafael Rodriguez-Cruz
An Interview with Mumia Abu-Jamal on Hispanics and Latin America
Evelyn Pringle
Big
Pharma's Big Graveyard: Drug Profits, Fraud and Death
Jonathan Cook
Israeli
"Retaliation" and Double Standards
June 23, 2006
Youmans / Erakat
Divestment, Corporate Engagement
and Israel
Dave Lindorff
Cut
and Run: a Winning Strategy
Ron Jacobs
Dogs of War Barking at the Moon
Col. Dan Smith
Iraq:
Fool Me Twice
June 22, 2006
Marjorie Cohn
Friendly Fire Ambush
Winslow T.
Wheeler
Lockheed,
the Senator and the F-22
Tanya Reinhart
A Week of Israeli Restraint
Mike Marqusee
The
Forest Gate Raid
William Blum
Why Bush's Iraq is Worse Than Saddam's
June 21, 2006Ramzy Baroud
Zarqawi's Death: Myth vs. RealityPatrick Cockburn
Embassy Work as Death SentenceGary Leupp
Making the Case for ImpeachmentGreg Moses
Elite Logic at the BorderJune 20, 2006Fred Gardner
The Long War on AspirinOmar Waraich
Ode to Joy: Watching Blair SinkChristopher Reed
Japan Nixes Payments to Its Wartime
SlavesCP Newswire
Coca Cola Takes a HitJonathan Cook
Israel Engineers Another Cover-UpJune 19, 2006Bill Quigley
HUD's Bulldozers and the Poor of
New OrleansJohn Walsh
Tears of a Clown: Al Franken's WarMike Whitney
The Zoom Lens War: Bush's Baghdad
Photo OpAlexander Cockburn
The Left and the BlathersphereJune 16 / 18, 2006
Weekend EditionKathy / Bill Christision
The
Power of the Israel LobbyJoseph Nevins
On the Migrant Trail: No More Walls, No More DeathsFarrah Hassen
An Interview with Syria's Ambassador to the US, Dr. Imad MoustaphaGreg Moses
The Real Mission of the Uniformed Ghost at the BorderNicole Colson
"There's No Hope at Gitmo"John Scagliotti
How MoveOn Wastes Its Donors' MoneyMokhiber / Weissmann
Corporate DemocratsJune 15, 2006Kathy Kelly
Look
Them in the Eye: Honest Abe and the Residents of RamadiNorman Solomon
Premature Triangulation: Hillary's Big ProblemRon Jacobs
Publicity
Stunts as Public PolicySam Bahour
Cover Up on Gaza BeachRamzy Baroud
Palestine on the BrinkCounterPunch Wire
Death Squads at Colombia's UniversitiesGabriel Kolko
Why
a Global Economic Deluge LoomsWebsite of the Day
Antje Duvekot: Music You've Been Waiting Years to HearJune 14, 2006Nicole Colson
"They
Want the Fear Level at a High Pitch": An Interview with Lawyer
Lynne StewartJonathan Cook
Israeli
Law and OrderJoseph Schechla
Bulldozing Palestine: an Open Letter to Caterpillar, Inc.Michael Carmichael
Bolton at Oxford: Jeered and TauntedEvelyn Pringle
Karl and George, the Teflon PartnershipWard Churchill
My Trial By Media: Turning Quibbles Over Footnotes into FeloniesRev. William E. Alberts
Decoding the Coders of Christ: Jesus the Political Insurgent?Website of the Day
Marines Iraq Snuff FilmJune 13, 2006Medea Benjamin
Take
Back America Suppresses Anti-War Dissenters at HRC SpeechAnthony Alessandrini
The
Evil of Banality: the General, the New York Times and the Gitmo
SuicidesPaul D'Amato
The
Meaning of HadithaDave Lindorff
The Strange Death of Zarqawi: Was He Killed So He Wouldn't Talk?John Ross
Elections and the World Cup: If Team Mexico Advances, Will Anyone
Show Up to Vote for Lopez Obrador?Gabriel Garcia
Venezuela and Drug Trafficking: Bush Bashes Chavez Despite Positive
ResultsHilton Obenzinger
DIvestment is a Stand for Equality in IsraelYitzhak Laor
The Secret of AuthorityJuan Antonio Ocasio
Rivera
Puerto Rico at the UNJennifer Van Bergen
The
Story Behind Zarqawi's Death: What's the Legality of the Assassination?Website of the Day
Paul Wright: a Real American Freedom FighterJune 12, 2006Paul Craig Roberts
Bush's
Armageddon Wish: a Final End to History?Patrick Cockburn
The
US Already Misses ZarqawiMike Marqusee
Rebranding
a Team: English Nationalism and the World CupLee Sustar
"I
Never Had the American Dream:" Left with No Future by GM and
DelphiRobert Fisk
Has
Racism Invaded Canada?Michael J. Smith
Enter Sandman; Exit KoslandFelice Pace
NPR's Warped Covereage of the MIddle EastJennifer Loewenstein
Setting
the Record Straight on HamasWebsite of the Day
Our Way HomeJune 10 / 11, 2006
Weekend EditionRobert Fisk
Zarqawi's
End is not a Famous VictoryDiane Christian
Zarqawi's FaceJoe Allen
The American Way of Atrocities: Marine Corps' Killer VirtuesRalph Nader
Let Us All Praise the Dixie ChicksFred Gardner
Tylenol Toxicity TerrorDave Lindorff
Nothing New About HadithaDave Zirin / John
Cox
Will Racism Spoil the World Cup?Dennis Perrin
Death is Patriotic: Necro-Porn, Live on CNNGreg Moses
Militarizing the Border: Why Operation Jump Start Worries MeJohn Chuckman
Terror in Toronto or Tempest in a Teapot?Michael J. Smith
Babes in Kosland: Dem Blogfest, Day TwoRoger Burbach
Bachelet in DC: Chilean President Refuses to Back Down to BushIra Moskowitz
Israeli Court Finds Mad-Dog US Prof Libeled CounterPuncher Neve
GordonSam Bahour
The Gaza Air Strikes: Begging for a ResponseSeth Sandronsky
Grocery Chains and Bush's Ownership Society: Profits Fall, Stores
CloseMichael Berg
A Father's Day Message: Both Parties Have Betrayed AmericaKirsten Roberts
Desmond Dekker and the Music of the ShantytownsRon Jacobs
Who's Fooling Who?Jeffrey St. Clair
Playlist: What I'm Listening to This WeekPoets' Basement
Jones, Davies, Engel and Louise
Website of the Weekend
Miles and Trane, So What?
| July 26, 2006
“The dude is from 19 to 28 years of age, wears trousers of extreme tightness”
How the Irish Invented Dudes
By DANIEL CASSIDY
Dude, n.,a dapper dandy; a ‘swell,’ an affected, fastidious fop; a city slicker at a dude ranch. “Origin unknown.” (Barnhart Dictionary of English Etymology, 305.)
Dúd, (pron. dood), dúd(a), al. dúid, n., a foolish-looking fellow; a dolt, a numbskull; a clown; an idiot; a rubbernecker; a long-necked eavesdropper. (Dineen, 377, 378; Ó Dónaill, 459, 460.)
Dúdach, adj., rubber-necked; foolish-looking, queer. Dúdaire, n., a clown, an idiot (Kerry); a long-necked person; a dolt; an eavesdropper. Dúdálaí, n., a stupid person; an idiot; a self-conscious person. (Dineen, 377, 378; Ó Dónaill, 459, 460, Foclóir Póca, 349, 350)
Dúd (pron. dood, a dolt) was a moniker Irish Americans slapped on slumming, dapper, wealthy, young “swells,” out on a “spree” (spraoi, fun, sport, frolic, a drinking bout) in the concert saloons, dance halls, and theaters of old New York.
On February 25th, 1883, the Brooklyn Eagle defined the new word “dude” on the front page.
“A new word has been coined. It is d-u-d-e or d-o-o-d. The spelling does not seem to be distinctly settled yet...Just where the word came from nobody knows, but it has sprung into popularity in the last two weeks, so that now everybody is using it...A dude cannot be old; he must be young, and to be properly termed a dude he should be of a certain class who affect Metropolitan theaters. The dude is from 19 to 28 years of age, wears trousers of extreme tightness, is hollow chested, effeminate in his ways, apes the English and distinguishes himself among his fellowmen as a lover of actresses. The badge of his office is the paper cigarette, and his bell crown English opera hat is his chiefest (sic) joy... As a rule they are rich men’s sons, and very proud of the unlimited cash at their command....They are a harmless lot of men in one way...but they are sometimes offensive. No dude is a real dude who does not talk to a fellow dude in a loud voice during the play...The most eminent dude in New York is the son of a Wall street broker of considerable wealth...and his name has been muddied up with half a dozen dirty scandals.” (Brooklyn Eagle, Feb. 28, 1883, 1)
The “dudes” of the Oxford English Dictionary believe “dude” is an artificial “slang” word, connected to the English aesthetic movement of the late 19th century.
Dude: “A factitious slang term which came into vogue in New York about the beginning of 1883, in connexion with the ‘æsthetic’ craze of that day. Actual origin not recorded.” (OED online, July 23, 2006)
This is a word-perfect example of an English Dictionary Dúd (pron. dood, numbskull) etymology, which allows for no Irish influence on the imperial English lingo, dude!
Oscar Wilde was the most famous ‘æsthetic’ English “dude” in the world. Only Oscar Wilde was a brilliant, quirky (corr-chaoi, odd-mannered, odd-shaped), literary Irish dúd, (pron. dood, long-necked, foolish-looking fellow), instead.
THE DUDE (Brooklyn Eagle, 1885)
“Everybody has expressed a desire to define the dude, and yet there can be no better definition than this, that he is one who should be fined for appearing on the streets in men’s clothes. He is a result of Oscar Wilde, and is as much the furniture of nature and art as is the slim neckedstork...” (Brooklyn Eagle, Aug. 16, 1885, 6.)
The “dude” was an early “Stage-door Johnny.”
DUDES DID DINE
With Some of the Girls of the Gaiety Company
Waylaying Their Guests at the Theater Door –
Rude Young Men Who Took
The Everett Assembly Rooms Gallery by Storm...
“The New York morning papers were never more mistaken in their lives than when they said that the Gaiety girls did not go to the ball at Everett Hall last evening. They did go or, at least, enough of them went to make the dudes who invited them and who put up $25 each for the entertainment happy.” (Brooklyn Eagle, Jan. 22, 1889, 4)
In the 1880s, the average daily wage for textile workers (for a ten-hour day) was $2.00 for men and $1.17 for women; if you were lucky enough to have a job. (Philip Foner, A History of the Labor Movement in the United States, Vol. I, 1947, (1972), 442)
At one point, there was a fear that the “dude” would become extinct.
ALL THE DUDES ON HAND (headline, Brooklyn Eagle, 1884)
What Came of Answering a Newspaper “Personal”
A South Brooklyn Young Man Made the Victim of a Party of Jokers --
“A few days ago sundry South Brooklyn youths...had noticed with sorrow the gradual disappearance of the genuine dude, and feared...it would disappear like the dodo. It was resolved to see if any of the species still existed.” (Brooklyn Eagle, Aug. 17, 1884, 12)
But by the 1890s, “dudes” were dancing in the streets. The hit song “Sidewalks of New York,” even featured a waltzing “dude”.
“Little Nelly Kelly, with a dude as light as cork, learned to do the waltz-step on the sidewalks of New York.” (The Sidewalks of N.Y., James W. Blake and Charles E. Lawlor, 1890).
Soon, the word dúd (pron. dood, a dolt, a numbskull) was being applied to all dapper young “sports,” whether they were “swells” or not. “Big Dick” Butler was an Irish Hell’s Kitchen slugger (slacaire, a mauler, a bruiser) who styled himself a teenage “dude” in the 1890s.
“My hair was slicked back from the right side, semi-pompadour...Oh, I was a dude, all right, a regular Jim Dandy.” (Butler and Driscoll, Dock Walloper, NY, 1934, 78.)
Some “dudes” scrammed out west.
“I’m a coyote of the prairie dude, hear me zip;In the company of gentleman I’m rude with my lip...”(J. Lomax, Cowboy Songs and Frontier Ballads, “The Bad Man from the Brazos,” ca. 1884, 1910, [1938], 138)
But, at the end of the day, “dude” could also be an angry epithet.
In Eugene O’Neill’s early play, Abortion, written in 1914, Joe Murray is an Irish-American mechanic from the other side of the tracks, whose sister has just died in a botched abortion. Murray confronts the Yale dúd, who dumped her with just enough money to pay for a back-alley abortionist.
“Murray: ‘...Yuh think yuh c’n get away with that stuff and then marry some goil of your own kind... I’ve always hated yuh since yuh first come to the house. I’ve always hated your kind. Yuh come here to school and yuh think yuh c’n do as yuh please with us town people. Yuh treat us like servants, an what are you, I’d like to know? A lot of lazy no-good dudes spongin’ on your old men; and the goils, our goils, think yuh’re grand!” (Abortion, 1914, 217)
But, the last “woid” on “de dood” goes to the 1890’s cartoon character Mickey Dugan, the “Yellow Kid” of “Hogan’s Alley” and “McFadden’s Row of Flats,” whose Irish-American Vernacular speech became “woild” famous in Joseph Pulitzer’s N.Y. World and William Randolph Hearst’s N.Y. Journal.
It was de “Yellow Kid” who gave his moniker to de “Yellow Press.”
The Yellow Kid’s Diary
New York Journal, Nov., 18, 1898
“I seen me friend Mrs. Gould in one uv der boxes...But some of dem doods wot wuz sittin’ around Mrs. Astor comes fer me...De wimmin down stairs had dere hats off, as if dey wuz afraid de doods in de boxes wuz goin’ t’ t’row paperballs on dere heads... de doods wuz all dressed up.” (Richard Outcault, cartoon: The Yellow Kid’s Diary, “He Goes to the Opera,” N.Y. Journal, Nov. 18, 1898.)
Dude is Irish, dúd. (Unless you are an “English Dictionary Dúd.)
Dúd, (pron. dood), n., a foolish-looking fellow; a dolt, a numbskull; a clown; an idiot.
Daniel Cassidy is founder and co-director of An Léann Éireannach, the Irish Studies Program, at New College of California in San Francisco. Cassidy is an award-winning filmmaker and musician. His research on the Irish language influence on American vernacular and slang has been published in the New York Observer ("Decoding the Gangs of New York"), Ireland's Hot Press magazine, The San Francisco Chronicle, and Lá, the Irish-language newspaper. His book, The Secret Language of the Crossroad: How the Irish Invented Slang, will be published by CounterPunch Books in Spring 2007. Cassidy was born in Brooklyn and lives with his wife Clare in San Francisco. He can be reached at DanCas1@aol.com
Now
Available
from CounterPunch Books!
The Case
Against Israel
By Michael Neumann
Click Here to Order Michael Neumann's
Devastating Rebuttal of Alan Dershowitz
WHAT'S
INSIDE
Grand
Theft Pentagon:
Tales of Greed and Profiteering in the War on Terror
by Jeffrey St. Clair
CounterPunch
Speakers Bureau

Sick of sit-on-the-Fence speakers, tongue-tied and timid?
CounterPunch Editors Alexander Cockburn and Jeffrey St Clair
are available to speak forcefully on ALL the burning issues,
as are other CounterPunchers seasoned in stump oratory. Call
CounterPunch Speakers Bureau, 1-800-840-3683. Or email beckyg@counterpunch.org.

The Book on 9/11 the White House Denounced
as "ABSOLUTE GARBAGE"
|
|