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May 28, 2007

Bill Quigley
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May 26 / 27, 2007

Alexander Cockburn
The Greenhousers Strike Back and Out

Michael Donnelly
Green Sabotage as "Terrorism"

Patrick Cockburn
Sadr's Dramatic Reappearance

Franklin Lamb
Inside Nahr el-Bared: "Another Waco in the Making"

Jean Bricmont
The Moral Collapse of the Moral Left

Gary Leupp
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Ashley Unlawfully Sterilized

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Saul Landau
Four Dead in Ohio: From Kent State to Tiannamen Square

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Jonathan M. Feldman
Congress and the Iraq War Vote

Dave Lindorff
Democratic Blood Money

Missy Beattie
Congress Plays Dead

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Swan Song of the Democrats

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Heather Gray
The 1969 Riots Against the Chinese in Malaysia: a New Explanation

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Disarmament Negotiations: A History and Prospectus

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Cartoons with Class

Poets' Basement
Gowani, Ford, Anderson and Simon

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May 25, 2007

Robert Jensen
What the Finkelstein Tenure Fight Tells Us About the State of Academia

David Vest
So You Thought They'd End the War

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Democratic Spin Won't End the War in Iraq

Evelyn Pringle
Congress Gives War Profiteers Another $100 Billion

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Why Corporate Social Responsibility Programs are a Fraud

Susan Rosenthal, MD
What's Missing from the Health Care Debate

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Us vs. Them in the Immigration Debate

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Goodie, Goodie Goodling

Patrick McElwee
Venezuela and RCTV: Is Free Speech Really at Stake?

Robert Weissman
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New DNC Motto: "We Suck"

 

 


May 24, 2007

Franklin Lamb
Who's Behind the Fighting in North Lebanon

Corporate Crime Reporter
House Democrats Buckle to Big Oil: Strip Down Price Gouging Bill

Robert Fantina
Giuliani: Righteous, Indignant and Wrong

Norman Solomon
Deadly Illusions, Rest in Peace

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Kerrycrats All!: Now It's a Democratic War

Sen. Russell Feingold
We are Moving Backwards on Iraq

Fred Gardner
Doctor of Last Resort

Mike Whitney
Paulson in China

Kevin Parsneau, Arjun Chowdhury and Mark Hoffman
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Caroline Paul
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Eva Liddell
In Defense of Lying on Job Applications

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May 23, 2007

Patrick Cockburn
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Rev. William Alberts
Faith-Based Imperialism

Joe DeRaymond
Colombia's Civil War and the US

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The Political Economy of a Crisis

Paul Craig Roberts
Republicans in Self-Destruct Mode

Glen Ford
A Less "White" USA

Rannie Amiri
The Great Bank Heist of Tripoli

China Hand
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Zoe Blunt
Tales from the Tree Tops: Veteran Tree Sitter Tells All

Nivien Saleh
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May 22, 2007

Robert Fisk
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Joshua Frank
Hillary Clinton's Achilles Heel?

Harvey Wasserman
Drop Dead, New Yorkers: Giuliani and the Toxic Fallout from 9/11

David Mos Masumoto
An Orchard Without Workers

Sonja Karkar
Israeli Forest Named After Australian Prime Minister

Conn Hallinan
The Afghan Quagmire

Dave Lindorff
A Widening Chasm on Impeachment

Jeffrey Kolakowski
Meet Us in Detroit: an Open Letter to John Konyers

Evelyn Pringle
A Misleading Suicide Warning

Jim Baumer
Politics Gary, Indiana-Style

Website of the Day
Should the Democrats Fear Mike Gravel?


May 21, 2007

Patrick Cockburn
The Secret US Plot to Kill Sadr

Nicole Colson
Much Ado About the Fort Dix Pizza Plot

John Ross
Shooting for the Top: Mexico's Drug Gangs Take Aim at Calderon

Stephen Fleischman
Werewolf of Washington: Wolfowitz Comes Full Circle

M. Shahid Alam
Chosenness and Israeli Exceptionalism

Ron Jacobs
Green Mountain Days: Return to Vermont

Peter Rost, MD
Pfizer CFO Resigns

Alan Farago
Can the Everglades Save Florida?

Paul Buchheit
The Dark Side of Democracy Promotion

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Code Monkey: Live!


May 19 / 20, 2007

Andrew Cockburn
Why America Lost the War in Iraq

Uri Avnery
The Next War

Peter Gelderloos
My Arrest in Spain: The Easy Road from Tourism to Terrorism

Saul Landau
Bush's Accomplishments

Robert Fantina
Iraq's History: Lessons for the Present and the Future

Fred Gardner
Hemp vs. Pot, a False Dichotomy

Ralph Nader
Timid Democrats and the Antiwar Movement

Jean Daniels
Waiting for Obama

Reza Fiyouzat
Vietnam Syndrome: Dead or Alive?

Missy Beattie
Ron Paul, Rudy Giuliani and Osama's Fatwah

Robert Alvarez
Magical Thinking About Nuclear Waste

Sonja Karkar
The Palestinians of Iraq

Dave Lindorff
Mumia Case on Hold

Jeff Sher
Keep Workers Healthy and Reduce Health Care Cost: Eliminate Co-Pays

Julian C. Holmes
Torture, Maine Style

Clancy Sigal
Red Mutiny: 11 Fateful Days on the Battleship Potemkin

Prairie Miller
The Murder of Fred Hampton

James Murren
The Dog Ate Karl Rove's Homework: When Turd Blossom Met the Teachers of the Year

Poets' Basement
Davies, Valentine and Engel

Website of the Weekend
Yellowstone's Shame: Harassing Newborn Bison

 

May 18, 2007

Adam Jones
When Does Genocide Purify? Ask the Pope

Sharon Smith
The Death of Triangulation Politics?

Christopher Brauchli
Cheney's Middle East Adventure

Peter Rost, MD
Bribes and Spies in the Drug Industry

Denise Maloney Pictou
The Murder of Our Mother, Anna Mae Pictou Aquash: After 31 Years, It is Time for Justice

David Swanson
Of Snoops and Dupes

Ali Khan
The Lawyers' Mutiny in Pakistan

Susan Rosenthal, M.D.
Cho Seung-Hui Delivers His Message

Samer Assad
Israel and the Refugees: Fifty-Nine Years of Dispossession

CP News Service
Bidding for Extinction: Ivory Trade on eBay Threatens Survival of Elephants

Website of the Day
Another War Criminal Goes to Harvard

 

May 17, 2007

Tariq Ali
The General vs. the Judge

Yifat Susskind
Honor Killings in the New Iraq: The Murder of Du'a Aswad

Dave Zirin
Being Ali or Being Owned: an Open Letter to LeBron James

Brian J. Foley
Hell, No, Harry Won't Go!

W. John Green
The Godfather of Colombia: Uribe and the Para Scandal

Eric Johnson-DeBaufre
Challenges for the New Sanctuary Movement

Badruddin Khan
Rebirthing the Neocons: Bernard Lewis' Latest Call to Arms

Martha Rosenberg
From Cockfighting to Foie Gras: On the Menu and on the Docket

China Hand
Pope Rat in Brazil: "The Amazon Tribes Longed for Christianity!"

Dan Vojir
Falwell's Tinky Winky Legacy: Who Will Battle the Telebubby Threat Now?

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Welcome to the Terrordome


May 16, 2007

Patrick Cockburn
Chalabi Speaks

Ashley Dawson
Who's Afraid of Wolfowitz?

Joshua Frank
Obama's Cash Flow: Maverick or Kidder?

Corporate Crime Reporter
Corporate Drug Pushers

Ray McGovern
A Four-Letter Word for Tenet

Glen Ford
Black Labor and the Big Mission

Joe Bageant
The Ghosts of Timothy Leary and Hunter S. Thompson

Sonja Karkar
The 59-Year Catastrophe

Mickey S. Huff
Preaching Hate: Farewell, Falwell

John Chuckman
Falwell's Lone Act of Kindness

Kaz Dziamka
What Ever Happened to Rogerian Argument?

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May 15, 2007

Michael Neumann
Two States, One State and Snake Oil

Patrick Cockburn
An American Nightmare

Ashley Smith
How the US Set Iraq on Fire

Marc Gardner
Parole and the Long-Distance Trucker

Dave Lindorff
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Mumia Case Reaches Its Climax

Ben Terrall
Benchmark as Theft: Iraq Oil Workers Strike to Stop Privatization

Ron Jacobs
Cheney Threatens More War

Harvey Wasserman
The Legacy of Seabrook

Marcus Mabry
Shopping During Katrina

Dr. Susan Block
Cheney and the DC Madam's Cookie Jar

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Save Jean Klock Park from the Mega-Developers!

 

May 14, 2007

Jennifer Roesch
Giuliani Time: the Mussolini of Manhattan

Jeffrey St. Clair
Humans, CO2 and Climate Change

George Bisharat
For Palestinians, Memory Matters

Diane Wachtell
The Real Imus Lesson

Ramzy Baroud
From Palestine to Rotterdam

Rosemary and Walter Brasch
When the National Guard Goes Missing: An Ill Wind and American Policy

Nafeez Mosaddeq Ahmed
Blair's Exit

Roberto Rodriguez
The Elusive Bars of Justice

Jonathan Culp
Cutting Out Collage: Copyright and Art in Canada

Website of the Day
Uranium Rock


May 12 / 13, 2007

Alexander Cockburn
Who are the Merchants of Fear?

Patrick Cockburn
State of Surge

Jeffrey St. Clair
High Line Fever: a Trip Across the Dark Side of Montana

Diane Farsetta
Untold Stories from the Pat Tillman / Jessica Lynch Hearings

Ralph Nader
Strip Mining the Newsroom: Mr. Zell and the Tribune Company

Jean Bricmont
The Great Illusion: Sarkozy and the "Decline" of France

Marcus Breen
Cheering Sarkozy: the US Media and the Rightwing Takeover of France

Joe Bageant
Rising Above Politics

Conn Hallinan
European Missiles and the Camel's Nose

Fred Gardner
The Unreported I-880 Fire

Juan Santos
and Leslie Radford

Public Terror: Escalating the War on Migrants

Eve Bachrach
Inside Colombia's Flower Industry

Missy Comley Beattie
Shame

Ron Jacobs
The Bitterness of Regis Debray

Niranjan Ramakrishnan
The Sepoy Mutiny After 150 Years

Susie Day
Jesus Christ Weds Pat Robertson

Poets' Basement
Newberry, Engel, Landau, Katz and Davies

Website of the Weekend
The Shipyard: Recycling as Art

May 11, 2007

Patrick Cockburn
Blair's Depature: the View from Baghdad

Kathleen Christison
Playing at Peace

Mike Ferner
Collateral Genocide

John Holt
Gating Montana: A Ghastly Disneyland with High Rise Outhouses

Laurie Hasbrook
This Minute and Then the Next: a Plea from an Antiwar Mother

Christopher Brauchli
The Children of Limbo: Will the Pope Finally Set Them Free?

Margaret Kimberley
GOP Openly Embraces Gipper Values: Racism, Violence and Control

Dave Lindorff
Use It or Lose It: The Democrats and the Impeachment Clause

Nicole Colson
Anger Erupts at Conditions in For-Profit Indiana Prison

John V. Walsh
Beware the Do-Gooders in Body Armor

Website of the Day
Take the Terrorist Quiz!

 

May 10, 2007

Tariq Ali
Adieu, Blair, Adieu

Patrick Cockburn
Killing of Teachers Turns Iraqi Sunnis Against al--Qa'ida

Neve Gordon
and Yigal Bronner
In Israel Not All Blood is the Same: The Death of Samir Dari

Marjorie Cohn
Fighting Terror Selectively: Washington and Posada Carriles

David Rosen
The New Disappeared: Sex Offenders, Civil Confinement and the Resurrection of "Evil"

Alan Farago
Why the Everglades Have Dried Up: Developers and the South Florida Drought

John Hellman
France: From Pétain to Sarkozy

Kathy Rentenbach
A 100 Days of Rafael Correa

BANCO
The Stage is Set for Sentencing Another Innocent Black Man

Richard Rhames
Is Paris Burning?

Website of the Day
Tame the Corporation


May 9, 2007

Jeff Leys
Iraq and Afghanistan Supplemental Spending, 2008

Patrick Cockburn
An Interview with Iraq's Foreign Minister on Iran and Iraq

Glen Ford
No Black Plan for America's Cities

Paula Rothenberg
Feminism Then and Now

Kathryn Weber
A Conversation with Norman Finkelstein

John Chuckman
The Likely Historical Significance of the War in Iraq

Jordan Flaherty
Looking for Justice in Jena, Louisiana

Dave Lindorff
Pelosi's Toothless Threat to Sue Bush

Stephen Lendman
Criminalizing Speech: the War on Free Expression in a Post-9/11 World

Website of the Day
"Fifth and Market": a Short Film About the Iraq War

 

 

May 8, 2007

Dave Lindorff
The Great Oil Robbery

Patrick Cockburn
The Horrific Stoning Death of a Yazidi Girl Sparks Waves of Revenge Killings

Corporate Crime Reporter
Snuff Politics: Democrats Escalate Attack on Single Payer

Ralph Nader
The People's Crusade of Mike Gravel

Malini Johar Schueller
Decoding Harlan Ullman: Shock and Awe as Sexual Fantasy

Juan Santos
The Hate Equation: Targeting Migrant Children in LA

Dave Zirin
Jason Whitlock, the Clarence Thomas of Sportswriters?

Joshua Frank
The Price of Fire in Latin America

Evelyn Pringle
Serotonin Syndrome

Eamonn McCann
Irish Peace Dividend for Discredited Premiers

Website of the Day
The Pagan Science Monitor

 

 

May 7, 2007

Patrick Cockburn
The Great Wall of Baghdad Rises

Monica Benderman
Land of Opportunity

Greg Moses
Hutto Prison Rebuffs UN Rapporteur

Rannie Amiri
The Sham at Sheikh: Iraq Regional Conference a Flop

Fitrakis / Wasserman
Media Silence on Kent State Revelations

Fred Wilhelms
Another Royalty Forfeiture From SoundExchange: And This Time It's Secret!

Ramzy Baroud
The Hourglass of Blood: Darfur Revisited

Bruce K. Gagnon
The Democrats Don't Own the Antiwar Movement

T. W. Croft
Home Movies from a Weekend in Paris--And Related Dreamscapes

Sonja Karkar
Prizes for Supporting Israel?

Website of the Day
Posada Carriles: the Declassified Record



May 5 / 6, 2007

Alexander Cockburn
Trying to Catch Up with the Voters

William Blum
How America Has Changed Iraq

Uri Avnery
Exercise in Escapism

Franklin Lamb
Harvard's Twisted Report on Israel's Invasion of Lebanon

Fred Gardner
Elective Surgeries Kill

Lawrence R. Velvel
The American Moral Meltdown Accelerates

Missy Beattie
Lying and Dying: The Moral Sensibility of Military Recruiters

Robert Fantina
Bush's Veto: Hypocritical Words and Actions

Carla Blank
American Massacres and the Media

Linn Washington, Jr.
The Long Ordeal of Harold Wilson

Stephen F. Jackson
Taking It to Drummond: Paramilitaries and Mining Companies in Colombia

P. Sainath
The Jailing of Indian Farmers

Anthony Papa
Time to End New York's War on Itself

James T. Phillips
Blather Cancer

John Ross
Last Days of the Willie Loman of the EZLN

Stephen Lendman
Chavez's Oil Policy Sparks Panic at Wall Street Journal

Ben Terrall
Iggy Pop at 60

CounterPunch Newswire
Advice from a Geezer Assassin

Poets' Basement
Valentine, Engel and Davies

Website of the Weekend
Mountain Justice Summer

 

May 4, 2007

Patrick Cockburn
How the Surge is Failing

Col. Dan Smith
From Watergate to Gonzogate

Norman Solomon
FOX on Wall Street

Azmi Bishara
Why is Israel After Me?

Ron Jacobs
Sitting in on Senator Kohl and the War

Dave Lindorff
Clinton and Byrd are Calling for Revocation of the Wrong AUMF

Kevin Zeese
The Democrats Cave to Bush

Bob Fitrakis
Why Four Died in Ohio: Kent State, Gov. Rhodes and the FBI

Janet Kauffman
"Stop the Mudness!" Bare Earth is Scorched Earth

Website of the Day
Let Us Gather in Missouri!

 

May 3, 2007

Jeff Halper
The Livni-Rice Plan for the Middle East: a Just Peace or Apartheid?

Christopher Brauchli
Bush's Best and Brightest: From Dr. Keroack to Bernard Kerik

Dave Zirin
Talking Sports from Death Row: an Interview with Kevin Cooper

Corporate Crime Reporter
Big Pharma Gets Its Hooks into Seton Hall Law School

Robert Fisk
Olmert Comes Undone

Mike Ferner
Bush Veto, Right for the Wrong Reasons?

Mike Whitney
A Stock Market Post-Mortem

Pham Binh
The Democrats and War Funding

Dave Lindorff
Kucinich's Impeachment Train: Look Who Just Stepped Aboard

Michael A. Johnson
Tenet on 60 Minutes

Website of the Day
Olivia Wilde: the Interview

 

May 2, 2007

Saul Landau
Would Jesus Wear a Rolex on His TV Show?

Dr. Susan Block
Hookergate II: Madame Julia's Big Black Book of Cheesy Republican Sex Acts

Carla Blank
Historical Amnesia: Worst U.S. Massacre?

Margaret Kimberly
The Candor of Mike Gravel: "These People Frighten Me"

Kevin Zeese
Durbin Gives Edwards More to Apologize For

Carlos Villareal
How "Law and Order" Covers for Bigotry in the Immigration Debate

Michael Dickinson
Trouble in Turkey: Criminalizing Political Art

Tim Shorrock
A Raw Deal Between Washington and Seoul: Corporate Interventionism as Trade Policy

Alevtina Rea
The Myth-Makers of Estonia

William S. Lind
General Incompetence: Col. Yingling and the Military Brass

Website of the Day
Good News: Rost's "ZubeGate Exposé Prompts Congressional Inquiry


May 1, 2007

Andrew Cockburn
How Rumsfeld Micromanaged Torture

Fred Gardner
Affirmative Abstinence: Adios, Randall Tobias, the Man Who Turned His Wife's Suicide into a Sales Pitch for Prozac

Chase Madar
Are Working Class Jobs Bad for Your Health?

Ralph Nader
Cheney and the BYU 25: Faith, Accountability and Protest in Utah

John V. Walsh
Edgy Dems Snarl at Their Antiwar Base

Joshua Frank
Obama, Incorporated

Leslie Radford
The Migrant Trap and the Migrant's Way Out

Shaun Harkin
An Interview with Nativo López on Immigration Bills and Protests

Dave Lindorff
Murtha Talks Impeachment

Peter Rost, MD
Inspector General Requests Meeting with Pfizer Whistleblower

Peter Linebaugh
May Day and Magna Carta

Website of the Day
Impeachment? Why Bother?

 

 

 

 

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May 28, 2007

"I am My Mom's Kid"

Dr. Laura's Little Monster

By Dr. SUSAN BLOCK

So the "kid" of "my kid's mom" appears to have grown up into a sociopath. Yes, Derek Schlessinger, beloved soldier-boy scion of talk radio's Queen of Moralizing Mean, has shown the world just what it means to be Dr. Laura's kid.

It seems that 21-year-old Deryk, a United States Army special forces paratrooper recently stationed in Kandahar, Afghanistan, is following in his famous mom's footsteps by producing his own "show" that attempts to entertain by spewing hate, intolerance, sexism, sadism, virulent racism and casual brutality. Deryk's mom's show is on radio. Deryk's show is on Myspace. Well, it was. Unlike his mom's long run on Hate Talk Radio, Deryk's Myspace page was soon cancelled. Myspace is a website where anyone with an email address can put on a multi-media show about their favorite subject ­ themselves! - complete with photos, blogs, music and video. It's censored, of course (Rupert Murdock wouldn't have it any other way); no nudity or explicit sex is allowed. However, you can run a picture of yourself sucking on the barrel of a gun, as young Deryk Schlessinger did.

You can also show "cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestationa photograph of a bound and blindfolded detainee captioned "My Sweet Little Habib"; accounts of illicit drug use; and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities and racial epithets," as Deryk's Myspace page featured, according to Matthew D. LaPlante who broke the story in the Salt Lake Tribune.

Just as his mom's radio show is filled with fervor for war and neo-con puritanism, Deryk's Myspace blog was filled with enthusiasm for his mission: "Yes . . . FUCKING Yes!!! I LOVE MY JOB, it takes everything reckless and deviant and heathenistic (sic) and just overall bad about me and hyper focuses these traits into my job of running around this horrid place doing nasty things to people that deserve it . . . and some that don't."

Despite such ardent assertions of job satisfaction, The US Army is not pleased.. Army spokesman Robert Tallman has officially declared the page to be "repulsive."

The blog and Myspace page were credited to and included many photographs of Deryk, including the one of him sucking on the gun like the Reverend Ted Haggard sucking on a gay hooker, with a goofy look in his eyes as he gives the thumbs up with his free hand. Speaking of which, what's with all these lunatics posing with guns in their mouths? Seung-Hui Cho, the nut that shot up Virginia Tech, just did it in his public relations video. What is the gun-in-the-mouth pose supposed to show off - their brave and heroic fellatio skills?

LaPlante goes on to explain:

"The Deryk Schlessinger page included nearly a dozen "friends," including a number of soldiers in Afghanistan, several of whom were linked back to Schlessinger's page and some of whom had additional photos of, and comments from, Schlessinger on their sites.

"Deryk Schlessinger's Web site indicated the 21-year-old soldier is stationed in Kandahar, Afghanistan, where, the site's author writes, "godless crazy people like me," have become "a generation of apathetic killers."

"The site indicated Schlessinger's team has survived numerous mortar, rocket and roadside bomb attacks. It also included several graphic cartoons. In one of the stick drawings, a top-hatted man laughs as he rapes a bound and bleeding woman in front of her family. In another depiction, a man forces a boy to perform oral sex at knifepoint as the child's mother pleads for her son's life.

This from the "kid" whose "mom" called gays a "biological error." What does that make her gun-sucking son? A nurtured nightmare?

Dr. Laura is known for her harsh, rigidly moralistic, sex-unfriendly, anti-feminist advice, bullying style and boisterous support for the Bush administration's violent invasion and occupation of foreign lands. She preaches a strict approach to "family values" that she herself did not practice when she was young, married, cheating on her husband with Bill Ballance, the man that provided her start in radio. Bill is also the guy who took all the nude photos of Laura that are all over the web.

Why did Laura switch so suddenly from being such a freewheeling swinger for women's rights to a sanctimonious "nag" cheering on a senseless war? Can you spell opportunism? Here's the story I heard around the time I was writing Being a Woman with Dr. Toni Grant, one of Laura's colleagues: When a right-wing phenomenon named Rush Limbaugh got the radio time slot before hers, and Laura saw Rush's ratings rise, she decided to go after his audience with a vengeance. She changed her politics 180 degrees, becoming the ultra-right-wing, liberal-bashing Dominatrix to the Dittohead Faithful, entertaining her vicariously sadistic audience by verbally beating up her hapless callers who didn't conform to rigidly held ideals of purity, monogamy, blind patriotism and "family values." Of course, Laura has never been one to practice what she preached, and her personal family feeling was on display when she had to claim the body of her 77-year-old mother from the LA County morgue ten days after it had been found rotting, unattended, in her apartment.

Hypocrisy, shmypocrisy; "family values" proved golden for the ambitious Dr. Laura. She made millions off the slogan "I am my kid's mom." So is it any great surprise that the kid is a kind of monster?

Laura sacrificed Deryk's youth on the altar of her ratings. Can you imagine how the kid of "my kid's mom" must have been teased in school? No wonder he was expelled by two different colleges before mom got the bright idea to sacrifice him yet again by sending him off to fight, kill and possibly die in Bush's War on Terror, so that she could have a fresh new slogan for her own rapacious Army: "I am the proud mother of a deployed U.S. paratrooper."

Except now the "kid" is getting back at the "kid's mom." The "deployed U.S. paratrooper" is firing some serious public relations missiles at the "proud mother"

Right-wing bloggers are frantically trying to defend their Mean Queen, saying it's not a parent's fault what her son does. But Dr. Laura is not just any parent. She has made a professional example of her parenthood. She is her kid's mom. She exploited this kid's very life for the sake of her ambition to rule the stay-at-home-mom culture. If any mom is responsible for her kid's behavior, this kid's mom is.

Before I go on, I must confess I am not an unbiased observer of Dr. Laura's behavior. I've been feuding with the woman for over a decade, ever since she called me a "pseudo professional porn queen" in LA New Times. Ironically, this was just before her nude pictures were released on the Internet. Though I found the moniker quite amusing, I knew she didn't intend it for my amusement, but as a condemnation of me, my work and my sexuality. Therefore, I asked her to apologize; when she didn't, I placed the "Block Curse" on her and started my notorious Dr. Laura Diaries. Then of course, Laura's naked photos were released, turning her into a national laughing stock and symbol of sexual hypocrisy. Shortly after that, she lost her TV show. But she's a scrappy little miscreant. Neither the Block Curse nor the curses of millions who abhor her high-strung sanctimony has substantially shrunken her bank account. Though ridiculed or actively ignored by most thinking Americans, she retains her syndicated radio show, her cottage industry in moral diatribes and tawdry warmonger jewelry supported by her impassioned "Army" of "I am my kid's mom" T shirt wearers.

I should also say that I feel personally disturbed by Deryk Schlessinger's depiction of U.S. Army officers' appalling treatment of civilians in Afghanistan, a country that I fell in love when I visited there before Deryk was born, in the days when his mom was a nude model and a liberal.

Many soldiers in Dr. Laura's Army have furiously issued form letters to editors of newspapers printing stories about the "kid"'s horrifying Myspace page. They can hardly defend the contents of the page (though many of them appear to be aroused by it); so they just protest that the page might not have been the brainchild of darling Deryk, but could have been the diabolical work of the "enemy." By "enemy," do they mean Al Qaeda, pro-choice feminists, the Afghan Taliban comeback committee or progressive gay members of the ACLU? Actually, Dr. Laura's Army sees them all as the "enemy."

True, Deryk hasn't thus far confessed that he created the page, and there's a slight chance that he didn't (though he obviously posed gleefully for the photos). But really, if he didn't do it, why didn't he say so as soon as the camel dung hit the pr fan? Why didn't this kid's mom's publicist put out statements by young Master Schlessinger deploring that awful ugly Myspace page and vowing that he had nothing to do with it? Don't be surprised if such denials aren't released soon. But if young Master Schlessinger were indeed the innocent victim of a bad joke by some sort of "enemy," then the natural thing would be to say so immediately, which he did not. So, he almost certainly made the page or at least helped make the page.

Lest you think that Deryk only fantasies about exhibitionistic sadism, just go on the Internet and you can find a video of a young man who has been identified as Schlessinger brutally grabbing, pushing down on the ground and then kicking a female protester at the 2004 Republican National Convention in New York, where he was attending as a Young Republican. Getting his political career off to a riproaring start! Well, he's only following the example of his President, and he is that mom's kid.

And now here he is, a high-profile special forces paratrooper in the U.S. Army, praised like a God for his "courage" every day by his famous know-it-all Mom and her Army. "I brought my son up to be a warrior," the kid's mom gushes with pride. Yes, indeed.

The U.S. Army is not so supportive. The Pentagon's solution to disruptive problem children like Deryk is to shut down access to a variety of video-sharing and social networking Internet sites, including MySpace, on its computer systems worldwide. Needless to say, this will close down an important line of communications between soldiers and the outside world.

It reminds me of something I heard on The Dr. Laura Schlessinger Show. A woman called in to ask what she should do about her husband looking at porn on the computer.

"Throw away the computer," was Dr. Laura's advice.

Obviously, both Laura and the U.S. Army are tossing the baby out with the bathwater, throwing away all of the myriad positive benefits of cyber communications, because they are afraid of what people communicate.

Perhaps they are right to be afraid.

Perhaps there is a spirit within poor sicko Deryk that wanted to tear off the mask of hypocrisy that his mom wears so easily. Perhaps that's why he created the Myspace page. Perhaps this is, at the risk of sounding clichéd, a genuine cry for help. Perhaps Deryk created the page to say: Help me! I'm a scared, ironic human spirit trapped in the hard body and hard-ass mind of a rabidly militaristic, racist, sadistic, jingoistic patriot suckled by the toxic milk of my venom-spewing mom, trained by brutes to honor the bosses of the Bush Crime Family, raised to despise the weak and bully sensuous, so that I too can someday, if I survive, rule the world by force, fear and brutality. Please help me get off of the Path of Thanatos that my mom and this government have put me on, before I commit more atrocities against my fellow humans or pull the trigger on this gun in my mouth."

The empathetic side of me imagines that this spirit is what propelled Deryk Schlessinger to create his appalling Myspace page. If this is indeed a cry for help, how can I, a therapist, not answer it? With this in mind, I want to offer 10 hours of free therapy to help Deryk come to terms with his abusive upbringing. Obviously, he'll need a lot more than 10 hours; but if he wants more, hey, this kid's mom can afford to pay for his therapy.

But my cynical side says: Nah. Deryk created the page for the same reason that the Abu Ghraib prison guards smiled proudly and gave that same thumbs up as they took photos of themselves torturing prisoners: Deryk did it because he really thinks it's a cool think to do. He thinks its sexy. He thinks it's funny. He might think it's just "bully," as TR used to say, to be a bully. He might even think it's a smart step in his (and his ruthless mom's) path toward the U.S. Presidency. Considering the brutal antics of the current U.S. Sociopath-in-Chief, the kid might be right.

Dr. Susan Block is a sex educator, cable TV host and author of The 10 Commandments of Pleasure. Visit her BRAND NEW BLOGGAMY & POST COMMENTS at http://www.drsusanblock.com/blog/blog.asp Send comments to liberties@blockbooks.com.


 

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