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Today's Stories

March 31, 2005

Jeff Halper
The End of a Viable Palestinian State

March 30, 2005

Gary Leupp
Curing Those People of Their Hatred: Condi's Pitch for a "Different Kind" of Middle East

Ralph Nader / Kevin Zeese
Report on Iraq Intelligence Failure: No One to Blame

Chase Madar
Wolfowitz's Career Move: From Failed Warrior to Humanitarian Banker

Toni Solo
Bush in Latin America

Jackie Corr
Blessed are the Rich: George Bush's Montana Visit

Ahmad Faruqui
Much Ado About F-16s

Mike Roselle
Refuting Dave Foreman: Days of Whine and Posers

Jude Wanniski
America's Gunboat Diplomacy

Francis A. Boyle
Why You Should Boo Illinois

Jeffrey St. Clair
Downwinders be Damned

Website of the Day
Help! Nicaraguan Workers Are Being Poisoned

 

March 29, 2005

Ralph Nader
Is the End of the Iraq War / Occupation Near?

Gary Leupp
Terri Schiavo's Death and the Birth of an "Elected" Iraqi Government

Sonia Cardenas
A Pandora's Box of Abuses: the Geneva Trap

Stew Albert
Take Back the Life Force!

Mark Weisbrot
Owning Up to the "Ownership Society"

Dave Lindorff
China's Report on Human Rights in US is No Cariacture

Carl G. Estabrook
The Subversive Commandments

 

March 28, 2005

Jeremy Scahill
Sgrena Sets the Record Straight: "There was No Checkpoint; No Self-Defense"

Sonali Kolhatkar
Forgetting Afghanistan...Again

Sasha Kramer
The UN's Betrayal of Haiti

Kevin Zeese
Don't Just Blame the Democrats

Tom Stephens
Sacred Law; Traditional Wisdom: Environmental Justice and Indigenous Peoples

Dr. Teresa Whitehurst
We're Walking Into a Trap

Newton Garver
Reflections on Bolivia

Paul Craig Roberts
A Bail Out Draft for a Cakewalk War?

Website of the Day
Stumped? Ask a Librarian, 24/7

 

 

March 26 / 27, 2005

Gary Leupp
God's Imperialists

Peter Linebaugh
To Render, to Impeach, to Habeas Corpus

Marc Robert
A European Student's Experience at Columbia University

Laura Carlsen
The Threesome in Crawford: Summit as Traveling Stage Show

Saul Landau / Puja Patel
The Price of Privatized "Development"

Dave Foreman
Nature's Crisis

Fred Gardner
Will San Francisco Pander to the Prohibitionists?

Jennifer Matsui
Terri Schiavo: America's Most Desperate Housewife?

Dave Lindorff
Provoking Iran

Dharma Adhikari
The Reversal of Democracy in Nepal

Joshua Frank
The Howard Dean Doctrine

Patrick Barr
Have Box Cutter, Will Travel: a True Story

Christopher Brauchli
F-16s to Pakistan

Ramzy Baroud
Israel's Record is "Not Reassuring"

Jackie Corr
When the Gov. of Montana Declared Martial Law in Butte

Ben Tripp
Off with Your Appurtenances!

Dr. Susan Block
Break a Taboo for Easter: Springtime for Sex and God

Mickey Z.
How Three Unrelated Books Relate

Justin Taylor
Beware of "Beware of God"

Richard Joseph
Cochabamba!: the Water War in Bolivia

Poets' Basement
Martin, Smith, Ford, Bortz and Albert

 

March 25, 2005

Scott Richard Lyons
Horror and Hope at Red Lake Nation

Yoshie Furuhashi
No Troops; No Wars

Pat Williams
How a Town Got Poisoned: Libby, MT and the Labor Movement

Mark Engler
Remembering Archbishop Romero: 25 Years After His Assassination

Rahul Mahajan
Culture of Life or Culture of Living Death?

Lance Selfa
Can the Democrats be Moved to the Left?

Ralph Nader
Corporate Cyborg: Cal Nurses Take on Schwarzenegger

John R. Llewellyn
Why Utah's Prosecutors are Soft on Polygamy: a Former Sheriff Speaks Out

Jo Guldi
Beyond Belief: Holy Week in France

March 24, 2005

Joshua Frank
The Selling (Out) of the Antiwar Movement

Talli Nauman
Vicente and George: Security by Any Other Name Would Smell Sweeter

Martin Espada
Why I Refused Coke's Money: a Poet Speaks Out About Colombia

Dave Lindorff
Another Social Security Snow Job

Elaine Cassel
When Fools Rush In: the Legal Implications of the Schiavo Case

Jack McCarthy
Jeb Bush's Mob: Snatch, Grab, Insert Tube

Jack Random
Juxtaposition: Terri Schiavo and the Red Lake Massacre

Barbara Ferguson
Wolfowitz Dating Muslim Woman and World Bank Employee

Suzan Mazur
Peak Oil: Debate or Vendetta?

Dorreen Yellow Bird
Suffering Red Lake Nation Endures the Worst of Days

Andrew Wimmer and Mark Chmiel
Torture: Old Hat or Open Wound?

 


March 23, 2005

Patrick Bond
A New War? On Wolfowitz's World Bank

Mike Whitney
Railroading Moussaoui

Becky White
Why I Hung from a Bridge to Defend the Wild Forests of the Siskiyou Mountains

Michael Donnelly
Dissecting the Changeling: How the AuCoin Express Was Really Derailed

Niranjan Ramakrishnan
Remembering Ram Manohar Lohia: the Che of Non-Violence

Ashley Smith
Bush is What Hypocrisy Looks Like

David Swanson
The More Bush Talks, the Less Popular Privatization Becomes

Derrick O'Keefe
Enter Bono, Stage Right

Paul A. Moore
The Fire This Time: the Bush Bros. Racist Crackdown in Florida

Dalton Walker
My Reservation Will Never Be the Same

Patrick Cockburn
The US Frees Iraqi Kidnappers to Become Spies

 

 

March 22, 2005

William Blum
Anti-Empire Report: Democracy--or is it the US Military--on the March

Jim Vallette
Cheney's Oil Change at the World Bank

Greg Moses
A Palm Sunday Chat with Sis Levin

John Farley
Bush's Culture of Life: Let the Insurance Companies Pull the Plug When the Sick Cost Too Much

Ron Jacobs
Halt the Anniversary Rallies and Stop the Damn War

M. Junaid Alam
How the Democratic Party Fosters Conservatism

Rep. Cynthia McKinney
An Immoral and Illegal War: Destroying Iraq Isn't Enough for Them

Dave Lindorff
"Saving" Schiavo; Killing the News

James Petras
Fateful Quadrangle: Cuba and Venezuela Face Off Against the US and Colombia

 

 

March 21, 2005

John Walsh
In the Bars on the Road to Fayettevile: War Support Paper Thin

Werther
The Legacy of George Kennan, Chief Architect of the Cold War

Mike Stark
Where is the "Culture of Life" in Maryland? Time is Running Out for Vernon Evans

David Swanson
Feeding Tubes for the Third World: Put the Hungry into Comas, Then Feed Them!

James T. Phillips
Happy Meals: Behind the Grill at a Baltimore Diner

Mike Ferner
Serving, Refusing, Impeaching

Robert Jensen
The World Waits for an Answer

Paul Craig Roberts
A Threat Greater Than Terrorism

Stew Albert
Vegetable Nation

Website of the Day
American Press Blotter: Jacko, Terry and Steroids vs. the World

 

 

March 19, 2005

Alexander Cockburn
Three-Card Monte and the One-Party State

Tom Reeves
Exposing the Coming Draft: a Draft by Any Other Name is Still Wrong

Saul Landau
The Grandchildren of Roy Cohn: the Politics of the Repressed

Alan Maass
Making Bankruptcy a Life Sentence

Ron Jacobs
Submit or Else: the Nuclear Demon that Won't Go Awayy

David Green
The Holocaust Industry Comes to the University of Illinois

John Blair
Hey, Dick! I'm Still Free: a Blow for Freedom of Speech in Indiana

Steve Greenfield
The Decline of the Green Party: the Numbers are In

Ben Tripp
Nature isn't Real

Mike Roselle
A History of White People in the Conservation Movement

Joshua Frank
Hope in Red State America: Lessons from the Big Sky Country

Mark Weisbrot
The World Bank: a Bigger Problem Than Wolfowitz

Dave Lindorff
Congress on Steroids

Sarah Schaffer
Lula's Nukes: Bush Bullies Iran, Ignores Brazil's Nuclear Ambitions

Warren Hastings
Why the Queen Should Chop Off Tony Blair's Head for Treason

Poets' Basement
Lodge, Albert. Landau, Engel, Davies, Capaccio

 

March 18, 2005

Dave Zirin
The Congressional Urine Testers: Baseball's Theater of the Absurd

Richard Thieme
The Church Committee Candidate: I was a Victim of the KGB

John Walsh
Misdirecting the Anti-War Movement

David Swanson
Hunger Striking for a Living Wage at Georgetown

Ben Terrall
In the Spirit of Rachel Corrie: Confronting Caterpillar in San Leandro

David Boyle
Just Say "No" to Harvard

Dorreen Yellow Bird
Coping with Teen Suicide on the Standing Rock Reservation

Mokhiber / Weissman
Global Bully Goes to Guatemala

Greg Moses
They Don't Shoot Donkeys...Do They?

Website of the Day
800 Protests: Find One Near You

 

March 17, 2005

Christopher Brauchli
Rendered Unto Caesar: the Etymology of Torture

Bill Quigley
The St. Patrick's Four and the Resistance to the War in Iraq

Brian Cloughley
Bush's Herds: Willing to Kick Anyone in the Face

Gary Bass / Adam Hughes
Inside the Bush Budget: Rhetoric vs. Reality

Dave Lindorff
The Incredible Shrinking Coalition

Jude Wanniski
Wolfowitz at the World Bank: a Perfect Fit

Alexander Billet
Irish Republicanism at the Crossroads

John Ross
Wal-Mart Invades Mexico

Website of the Day
Campus Resistance

 

March 16, 2005

Ralph Nader
Filling the Congressional Cop-Out Gap: an Idea for Local Peace Activists

William Cook
Resurrecting the Neo-Con Failures

Kevin Zeese
Two Years of Occupation: Both US and Iraq are Worse Off

Jackie Corr
Why is Dick Cheney Laughing? The New Tax Cut Patriotism

Alan Maass
Bush's Class War Budget

David R. Kolker
Jailed Without Charges in Haiti

Cindy Ellen Hill
Speculative Policing in Northern Ireland

Paul Craig Roberts
America's Has-Been Economy

 

 

March 15, 2005

Gary Leupp
The Plan is Still on Track

Dave Lindorff
Free John Walker Lindh!

Greg Moses
The Fix-It Guys and Their Electoral Filters

Hadas Their / Katrina Yeaw
Military Recruiters Target Campus Activists

Alison Weir
Uprising on the Anniversary of Rachel Corrie's Death

Matt Koehler
A Line in the Ancient Forest: 50 Arrested in Blockade to Save the Siskiyous

Evelyn Pringle
Labeling Kids Mentally Ill for Profit

Harry Browne
War and Peace in Ireland

 

 

March 14, 2005

Ralph Nader
Restarting the Anti-War Movement

David Miller
Ministry of Defence in the Control Booth: Did the BBC Broadcast Fake News Reports?

Stan Cox
Look Deeper, Mr. Moyers

Mike Roselle
Why Women Should Take Over the Environmental Movement

David Swanson
Nursing Against the Odds: the Workers' View

Simona Sharoni
To End the War, Listen to Soldiers

Dave Lindorff
Corporate Surveillance

Dorreen Yellow Bird
Incidents at Standing Rock: Suicide on the Reservation

Tom Barry
John Bolton's Baggage

Website of the Day
Spinwatch

 

 

March 12 / 13, 2005

David H. Price
The CIA's Campus Spies

Noam Chomsky
The Toothpaste Election

Laura Carlsen
Women's Rights Eroding in Latin America

Stan Goff
On Revolutionary Optimism: the View from Cumberland Co, NC

Valentina Nicoli
The Game of Role-Playing and the Ambush of Giuliana Sgrena

Michael Leonardi
Head Shot: Lifting the Veil on the Sgrena / Calipari Incident

Saul Landau / Sarah Anderson
Blood Money and the Riggs Bank: Pinochet's Bank Finally Pays Up

Joe Bageant
It Ain't Easy Being White

Manuel García, Jr.
The Question of American Guilt

Greg Moses
Electoral Lessons from Cuyahoga and Harris Counties

James J. Brittain
Run, Fight or Die in Colombia

Ben Tripp
Communist Watch

Joshua Frank
A Red State Paradox: Montana on the Cusp

Fred Gardner
Pesticides Made Her Sick; Pot Got Her Well

Walter Brasch
Bush's Horse Killers

Ramzy Baroud
Reining in Syria on Behalf of Israel

Christopher Brauchli
Going All the Way for Usurers

Michael Donnelly
The Humiliation of Les "Timber Toad" AuCoin

Ron Jacobs
ZAP Comics: Still Kicking US Culture in the Ass

Richard Oxman
The Eternal Reciprocity of Tears

Poets' Basement
Smith-Ferri, Davies, Ford, Louise and Albert

 

March 11, 2005

Jerry Fresia
Targeting Giuliana

Ron Jacobs
Making Lebensraum in the Middle East for Tel Aviv's Fears & Washington's Dollars

Dave Lindorff
America's Magical Kingdom

William James Martin
Ben Gurion and the Origin of the "Pushing into the Sea" Myth

Muqtedar Khan
Modi's Operandi: American Business and Genocide Linked Again

Kathryn Ledebur
Bolivia on the Brink

Mike Whitney
Saddam's Capture: Just Another Bush Lie?

Dave Zirin
Neo-McCarthyism Slugs Baseball

Website of the Day
William Rivers Pitt, Another Hack for the Occupation

 

 

March 10, 2005

Paul Craig Roberts
So Much for the New Bush Economy

John Marc Leas, Colleen McLaughlin and Ashley Smith
Vermont Vs. the War

Larry Birns
The Pathological John Bolton

Michael Donnelly
The Re-Reinvention of an Oregon Timber Beast

Luis Gomez
In Bolivia, Reality Changes Once Again

Jackie Corr
Whatever Happened to the Social Security Trust Fund?

Uri Avnery
Bush's Guru: Natan Sharansky

Website of the Day
Red Alert in the Siskiyous!

 

 

March 9, 2005

Jeffrey St. Clair
Dirty Harry's Fear of Flying: Making Love, War and Profits at Boeing

Ward Churchill
Who's the Terrorist?

Robert Fisk
Another Species of Cedar: a Half Million Lebanese March for Syria

Bernice Powell Jackson
No Justice for America's Nuclear Guinea Pigs in the Marshall Islands

Mickey Z.
The Revolutionary of Potential Art

Dave Zirin
NHL Says: "Bring On the Scabs!"

Michael Donnelly
Standing Up to Ecocide in Oregon

James Reiss
Stopping by Words in Favor of Privatizing Social Security

Vijay Prashad
Get Modi: a State Terrorist Visits Florida

 

March 8, 2005

Paul Craig Roberts
Bush's Syrian Delusion

Robert Fisk
Lebanon's Nightmare

Kurt Nimmo
War is Peace: John Bolton to the UN

Suzan Mazur
Time for a Truth and Reconciliation Commission on Polygamy?

Evelyn Pringle
Neil Bush and Crest: Another Profiteering Scheme

Giuliana Sgrena
My Truth: "The Americans Don't Want You to Return"

Elaine Cassel
The Appalling Case of Abu Ali

 

 

March 7, 2005

Dave Zirin
Bloodlust in Annapolis: Gov. Ehrlich Wants to Kill Vernon Lee Evans

Brian Cloughley
More War Crimes

John Chuckman
The Creature Walks Among Us

Mike Whitney
Jose Padilla and the 10 Commandments

Mark Weisbrot
Haiti's Torment: Why Are US Human Rights Groups Silent?

Fred Gardner
The Cannabinoid Messenger

Richard Neville
The Italian Job

Uri Avnery
The Next Crusades

 

 

March 5 / 6, 2005

Alexander Cockburn
Arnold vs. the Nurses

Gary Leupp
What's Happening in Lebanon: an Interview with Fadi Agha, Advisor to President Lahoud

Ron Jacobs
Lies Military Recruiters Tell

Tom Reeves
Haiti: One Year After the Coup

Jenna Orkin
Memories of Kawaggi, Saudi Arabia

Tom Barry
Negroponte: Intel Czar or Policy Hack?

Joshua Frank
The Trials of Max Baucus

Moshe Adler
When Pfizer Came to New London: Corporate Giveways vs. Eminent Domain

Jane Stillwater
My Jury Questionnaire: "Do You Agree that a Corporation is a Person?"

Omar Barghouti / Jacqueline Sfeir
Double Standards on S. Africa and Israel: an Open Letter to UNESCO

Christopher Brauchli
Target: Al Jazeera

John Pilger
The Fall of Saigon: 30 Years Later

Raúl Zibechi
Colombia: Militarism and Social Movements

David Krieger
Saving the Nuclear Nonproliferation Agreement

Three Takes on Nepal

Surendra R. Devkota
Another Blow to the King of Nepal

Bhishma Karki
Nepal in Twilight

Joseph Pietri
Murder at the Palace

Ben Tripp
The Good Old Days

Poets' Basement
Hassen, Chief Running Late, Wuest, Albert and Collins

Website of the Weekend
O'Shaughnessy's: All About Medical Pot

 

 

March 4, 2005

Frederick Hudson
Caught in a Cage

 

March 3, 2005

Pat Williams
"Social Security Protects the Young as Much as the Old"

Brian Cloughley
Headlines, Beliefs and Deceptions

Dave Lindorff
Why Do the Democrats Pamper Greenspan?

Amira Hass
Oslo All Over Again

Greg Moses
In Oscar Texas: One Down, One to Go?

Lynne Landes
Exit Poll Madness

Nelson P. Valdés
Rapture Takes Leftists

John Ross
Mexico's Fox Schemes to Jail Front-Running Leftist

 

March 2, 2005

Saul Landau / Farrah Hassen
The "Noble Liars" Attack Syria

Mike Roselle
The State of Oregon vs. Mike Roselle: Criminalizing Environmental Dissent

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Columbia University and the New Anti-Semitism

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Inside the Polygamy Cults of Southern Utah

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Texas Congressman Calls for "Nuking Syria"

Michael Donnelly
No Love for Teresa Heinz; John Edwards Gets a Pass

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March 1, 2005

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Bloodbath in Iraq

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March 31, 2005

In Praise of Holy Madness

The Wild Palms of Etowah

By JOE BAGEANT

One mark of our soulless New American Century is the lack of respect for saintly madmen. By that I mean holy seers of the Blakean-Coleridge stripe that could be found on America's streets as recently as the hippy era. The kind of crazy adept and enlightened iconoclasts honored by Allen Ginsberg and the beats, holy foolishness in the tradition of Saint Simeon with the dead dog tied to his waist and throwing nuts at the congregation, or Tibetan lama myonpas and India's avadhutas. Perhaps such holy madmen are still out there among the homeless and the crack whores. Maybe there are legions of Zen alcoholics and the like, and maybe we have lost the ability to see them in this season of imperial hubris, consumer fatigue and existential numbness. But I don't think so. I know crazy wisdom and saintly madness in men's eyes when I see it, and I am not seeing it very often in America these days. It has been outlawed by the Republicans and soundly condemned as Devil's work by the Christian Right.

Of course if the dear reader is one who believes science defines all reality and that men possess no spiritual aspect, then it might be best to turn off the computer right now and go out for a beer or click on another story, because I am of the opposite disposition. So much so in fact that I am convinced things like grace really exist and that mankind is so murderously full of shit because it cannot apply itself to higher laws, laws which must be called spiritual for lack of a better term.

Having cleared the air between you and me, (assuming you're still reading) let me tell you about a rare saintly madman I laid eyes and heart upon recently. He is presently eating very expensive pies and watching television with his dogs in his own personal hell out in Etowah, Tennessee, the former "Rubberized Hair Capitol of the World."

At home in hell

For the past two days Bob D---- has lain stupefied in his chlordane insecticide soaked house in Etowah, alternating between near coma and electrifying terror of opening his mail or answering the phone. Chlordane poisoning has destroyed his nervous system, rendered him freakish and weird, and in his own words "with an agonized countenance, a bony 'horn' growing out of the middle of my forehead, strange disoriented behavior, and fat. I didn't get old. I got killed." And on it goes... "I took my dogs to the vet last week where 'substance abuse' on my part was suspected," he tells me. "Once I got locked out of my car, and the police took me in for drug testing. I'm used to the horror of it all. I noticed in one of you columns that you were struggling to remain objective after watching a video beheading. That's my life. Early on, I got this "view of things." I keep asking myself, "Why would I, of all people, know these things?" I have alienated all my friends and relatives. My closest acquaintances know NOTHING about me. And the question lingers always: "Why would I, of all people, know these things? Am I just crazy?"

Home for Bob D---- is a sprawling old Victorian ruin on an entire city block, complete with fountains and lighted gardens, with more white fence than the state of Kentucky, covered parking for 10 cars and paved parking for another 20. This is the materialist nightmare of his late father who was raised in a boxcar and obsessed with the American Dream. He advised his wife, in the event of his death, to move immediately "or be ruined financially." The old man died twenty years ago and his admonishment has become prophecy. The place is a money trap beyond anything yet known, and as Bob carries pills to his 90-plus-year-old mother between his own attacks of chlordane poisoning, she loudly refuses to move, despite the roofs and the floors and the ongoing disasters. Now everything's gone but her small pension and health insurance. The roof is shot, furniture, rare books and carpets ruined by rain long ago. So Bob D---- spends his days amidst buckets and pans full of water watching videos and eating expensive Edwards pies:

Joe, as you probably know, a Christian company cooks those Edwards pies, and they are---- to my taste --- decadent. Next to a really good orgasm (the once-in-five-years kind), the Turtle Pie, or Key Lime or Lemon ... well, it's not something that should be discussed in decent company. One of Edwards' likeable things, in addition to the pies, is what they call "personality pans". There's a Bible verse embossed in the aluminum under the pie. Surprise! "God is love" "All good things come to him who waits" "Do unto others..." Nothing heavy, just fun wholesome Bible verses. Anyway, I was eating my pie, eagerly anticipating the happy moment when the Bible verse would be revealed. As I pushed aside the last lump of gooey lime and lard, there it was, one of those "jaw on the floor moments" (still scraping)... "He who will not work, let him not eat!"

STARVE THE MOTHERFUCKER!

Implicit in this is everything I despise, the assumption that the poor are worthless scum and "won't work", blah. It's about money, taxes... It's about corporations. And it's embossed onto the bottom of a $10 pie (as opposed to a $2 pie, if you get my point) The spirit of the moment, after eating a pie with enough calories to restore all the starving children in Calcutta, was another right-wing "FUCK YOU" in the name of the Lord. IT'S THOSE FUCKING POOR PEOPLE, GOD DAMMIT.

As to the videos, Bob has made an intense study of Oliver Stone's 1990 ABC TV miniseries, Wild Palms, which he deems prophetic. Set in 2006, Wild Palms begins, with a nightmare, a rhinoceros in an empty swimming pool, symbolizing "the beast in place of the baptism," Bob asserts. "The hero runs inside to the screams of his children where, if you look closely, a shadow forms a distinct cross on their bedroom door from which hideous screams emerge. It is about media manipulation, especially through television. Corporations are running wild and their goon squads are beating the uncooperative; torture is discussed and executed by children. There has been a 'synthetic terrorist attack' which gave the police 'broad new powers.' I think it is damned weird that Wild Palms was so correct right down to the specific year. All cultures have their own prophets that are every bit as important as those in the Bible, but the prophet of course is never recognized in his own time."

Agonizing divinity

The first time I experienced a human window into "something other" was in 1972 with hipster holy man Stephen Gaskin. At one point it was very clear that he was experiencing samadhi, the nature of which could be glimpsed. Another time was the birth of my children, that moment when the infant opens its eyes briefly and gives you that unearthly glance of recognition, and the whole room is filled with a funky penetrating electricity that literally smells like the flesh being made holy as the kid's eyes give off a flash that says, "Yes we know each other and always will across space and eternity."

But there is also the terrible anxious look of the sadhu of the ghats, the madman, and others connected to that same eternity from which the baby's consciousness flashed. I have seen far more of this than the blissful kind, which should probably tell me something about the nature of things. Sometimes it is the ecstasy in a Hare Krishna's eyes, other times it is the look of the universal agony of existence, the sort to which we respond when we behold a legless beggar in Varanasi, India or a homeless schizophrenic Washington D.C. or Scranton. Agony/divinity. About the worst news I ever got from the pursuit of these things was that enlightenment and truth are all suffering and no bliss, which was always point. There is no free prize at the bottom of the Cracker Jack box. Just increased consciousness of the world's suffering. Anyway, when Bob sent me an email, that practically jumped off the screen with its wonderful feverishness, I suspected I was about to meet another mad adept, or maybe just a madman, either of which prospect always delights me.

Rubber hair transfiguration

As to Etowah being the Rubberized Hair Capitol, he says: "When I was young, my home town Etowah was the rubberized hair capitol of the world. There was a BIG sign at the city limit informing travelers of that dubious horror/honor. The stuff was bright green. It was hog hair coated with stiff, green rubber. People actually did that for a living - they did that with their lives. Then came the Eighties and the hair plant closed down. All those deaths and maimings on the loading platform of the rubberized hair plant rendered pointless. A few of the dismembered and widowed collected big settlements from the railroad or the plant but, usually, they spent it all frivolously and now live in penury - but with some stories to tell. The richest people in town, the rubberized hair barons, went bankrupt and their family estate is now a Rodeway Inn and McDonalds. Spooky transfigurations took place. The carcasses of abandoned textile mills have been turned into what might loosely be called "outlets," cavernous holes simply DUMPED full of discarded, outdated, broken merchandise. When I say, "DUMPED", I mean, "DUMPED". It is piled up on the floor, sometimes to the ceiling. Much caution is required when walking through lest one be crushed under shifting/falling merchandise. I'm not kidding. Now if you venture far enough back into one of these monstrosities - and down, down, into the belly - you will find amidst the crumbling, raw subterranean concrete and filthy molded block and exposed, termite eaten wood... suddenly a gleaming modern glass facade and, behind it, luxurious big-city-like air-conditioned offices where well-dressed people seem to be doing something useful while sitting on polished chrome and leather furniture with fake Motherwells and Pollocks on the wall. It's just fucking weird

 

Deepak Chopra, get a job!

East and West, for the most part religion is synonymous with fraud, with the Pope, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and our president's phony religious values being the icing on the Christian cake of our times. Bob D---- sees the same things in the low-fat spiritual icons of the left and the New Agers:

How has Deepak Chopra managed to express such Republican conservative values with no criticism whatsoever from the left? Chopra is the ultimate example of the wolf in sheep's clothing, a denizen of Oprah, and a spiritual guru for the superficial, self-serving rich in a miserable, dying world. Listen to him carefully. It's the Benny Hinn/Robert Tilton/Creflo Dollar "gospel of prosperity". (If you're poor, you're ungodly, and you got what you deserve. God prospers his people.) Chopra states overtly that material success is directly related to spiritual attainment. Oh, really? It would be news to Christ and Buddha.

I will concede the poor are spiritually bankrupt, but no more so than the rich. No more so than the many monasteries and religious communities I have visited. IT'S ALL OF US (on the other hand, the left seems to think the poor are all saints by virtue of their poverty. And I DO think the poor have a more valid excuse for their crimes.) Then Chopra drives in the stake, decrying "throwing money at social problems" and the says, "where you see poverty it is the expression of a deeper impoverishment - the soul, the spirit screaming for nourishment". Conspicuous by its absence from Chopra's words is any mention of integrity, ethics, morals, self-sacrifice, commitment, and renunciation. The message, essentially, is,"FUCK YOU! GET A JOB!" Another rhetorical point scored for General Motors and Phillips Petroleum. God comes home to the Wall Street Journal. But this IS America, where everybody is a businessman and Chopra makes his pitch with that sweet, smiling, gentle face reminiscent of Ted Bundy. Chopra's place is in Beverly Hills telling rich people what they want to hear --- for money. And will Chopra read this, sneak in while I'm asleep and beat me to death with $150 ayurvedic bars of soap in one of his Versace silk stockings?


Trim your beard

"If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be long before the beard, by its luxuriant growth, is pretending to be the head."
---Sufi mystic Nur ad-Din Abd ar-Rahman Jam

Joe, it is all about the center. Getting away from the destructive, divisive periphery (the beard growing out of control, ritual, dogma, concepts, arguments) and right to the universal core germinal point (the face behind the beard, out of which the beard grows) "from within which all religion arises and back to which, ideally, it should lead us." When I occasionally pass through center while on my way from one periphery to another, IT IS HEAVEN. But today it is warm and raining. The chlordane is reeking. I am having much trouble now, especially opening the mail. Still, those who have been to the center, who have at least perceived, if only for a moment, the face behind the beard, have a responsibility to be critical of those who remain at the periphery with their beards growing out of control.

Meanwhile, the sheer carnage of our terrible national enterprise is staggering! Yet no one mentions the back rooms of research facilities filled with mutilated tortured beings kept alive for study or force-fed Drano to see how long it takes fifty-percent of them to die. I am always astonished at how very few people know what goes on in medical and corporate research labs, not to mention the meat industry. "For every action... " It's the nature of reality. It's physics. There will be a reckoning for the culture that creates a holocaust of that magnitude. The fact that there is something terribly wrong with anyone who does such a thing, and that this same "lack" will therefore affect EVERYTHING he/she does, eventually creating magnificently awful problems. Elevating carnage to cultural protocol is very dangerous. And official rationalization of it is disastrous. Why isn't someone talking about these things?" We have no examples. We have no ideals. We have only corruption and self-justifying silliness in service of capitalism as it runs further and more terribly amok.

A lamp unto the left

And to the forces on the left trying to combat all this I say: The realization IS compassion." "Consciousness" and "heart" arise together. They are one thing. The compassionate try to help even their most despicable brothers. That's why it is written: "Without love, I am nothing. Yet the left throws it all away. Though the left is so often correct in principle, it becomes merely the other side of that one counterfeit coin we have been offered. True spirituality is the answer. Therefore, I say to the left, "don't throw religion away; find out what it's about". And intelligent smug people on the left will answer, "There is no God!" Yet that statement is unperceptive, pointless and offensive.

Be compassionate, but be careful. I saw a fighter pilot on the 700 Club who described what sounded like an homoerotic orgasm experienced while shooting down some enemy planes killing the pilots. He interpreted the rush of killing them as "finding God". God had visited him there in the cockpit. But he and Danuta talked glowingly about it. We have to be careful around these people. Very careful.

Anyhooooo It is raining tonight and right now I am finishing off my liver with orange soda and vodka. The wind is blowing so hard there'll be no roof left tomorrow. And to that I offer a hearty, "GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!" Last night I was getting together my mother's "next-day's" medicine --- her prescriptions and other pills. But I forgot what I was doing, drew a glass of water and took them myself. HA! THERE'S NO HOPE! I have a case of beer and a pizza, so LOOK OUT, MOMMA!

And so this is all very surprising to me --- in fact, shocking --- what you are doing. Respecting me like this. I'm a little scared you'll find out who and what I really am. Nobody has ever taken me seriously. All my words are a humble attempt to point at the moon. Like the Buddha said, "my teaching is a finger pointing to the moon, but all of you are looking at my finger." Of course, the finger pointing to the moon is analogous to "trimming one's beard" the teaching, the teacher, the ritual, the dogma, the practice, language, even the concept of "god" all of that is also the beard which "grows out" of the face and obscures it. Trim it daily.

Now I ask you this: What do you call the opposite of someone who is out of his mind? A poet? A divine monster? We do not much acknowledge horror in this country, except the petty stage-managed kind for which we have developed such an appetite, such as Terri Schiavo's morbid gurgling, etc. Yet none of it comes close to the type of horror and grandeur that's lacking in our life, the kind from which we flee, such as our own graves or the sight of the things we do to sentient others so long as they are poor, voiceless, out of sight, or perhaps have four legs. And even then, the only way we can keep up the ghastly charade is by deeming the saints amid us as madmen, and anointing the truly depraved among us kings, avoiding at all costs our divine monsters.

Joe Bageant is a writer and magazine editor living in Winchester, Virginia. He may be contacted at bageantjb@netscape.net. Copyright 2005 by Joe Bageant.