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Bush Slays 'Em with WMD Gag

A Comic Bomb

by JOHN BRENEMAN

With a comic touch as deft as a Baghdad bombing raid, President Bush reduced the side-splitting Iraq weapons of mass destruction fiasco to a punchline.

The Commander-in-Cheek laughed off the world’s concern about non-existent WMDs at the 60th annual Radio & Television Correspondents’ Association dinner Wednesday night.

War on Iraq U.S. death toll: hundreds Cost: untold billions Bush’s standup routine: priceless.

Too bad the families of soldiers killed in Iraq don’t get the joke.

If you missed it, President Bush was showing funny pictures and cracking jokes about them when up popped a photo of him looking under a desk. "Those weapons of mass destruction must be somewhere," quipped the White House wagster. "Nope, no weapons over there Maybe under here."

The bit unwittingly lampooned Bush’s cluelessness that his phony weapons bluster for a war that has now claimed hundreds of U.S. lives might not be the best fodder for cornball humor from a leader regarded in much of the world as a malevolent moron.

Sources say Bush is planning followup jokes about some of his other wacky stunts, like tagging the U.S. Constitution with anti-gay grafitti, giving phony $4 billion cost estimates for the $5.5 billion Medicare bill and sporting a flightsuit for his side-splitting "Mission Accomplished" caper.

"Sheer comic genius," raved the respected comedian Carrot Top, who is helping the president build an arsenal of one-liners and witticisms of mass destruction.

John Kerry, after consulting with political humorist Al Franken, issued a statement calling Bush "a big fat idiot."

JOHN BRENEMAN is editor of the Humor Gazette. He can be reached at: john.bee@verizon.net